And if you thought the world had not lost its mind completely, here comes bottled water for your pet.

South Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, officials said Wednesday. In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams.

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"Franco Zeffirelli, the film director, is in talks to head a special Vatican unit that will revitalise the image of the Catholic Church and Pope Benedict XVI."

Here's a good way to keep warm, geeky and anti-social with this computer-wear.

The fresh-faced young lady at the counter took my order- two double burgers and an extra large milkshake. She said, “Would you like a blowjob with that?”

There was one special lady who lived in the four-plex group home that I worked at. Debbie was 35 years old and had been put into the state hospital by her parents as a young child. This was during a time when society believed that the state could care for this population better than their parents and the community.

I’m reminded of a line from a Matthew Good song called “21st Century Living”: “Ambition is a tricky thing; it’s like riding a unicycle over a dental floss rope over a wilderness of razorblades.”

Rigula? What nationality is that? Poor Tim Rigula has a horrible name. Keith Morningside is much better, more masculine. Tim Rigula is a sissy name. Poor fat Tim, Timmy or Timothy Rigula and his suicidal father. At least he gets the rib deal tonight.

I don't know what those students are making per hour, but I hear it's good money. You just don't have to mind geeks in high-water pants staring at you from across the aisle, and you have to be comfortable with the thought that a lot of visitors will take you home in their fantasies – or as a picture taken with their cell phone camera.