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... not to trust is better Oct 13, 1997, 03:00 EDT

By Peter Fung

It was only last week when my girlfriend and I were walking home when somebody I recognized came up to us and asked me if he could borrow some money so he could get a taxi so he can see his girlfriend's grandmother who was rushed to the hospital earlier (so he says).

0n1y 7h3 1337 m4y 3n73|2 Jul 14, 2003, 04:00 EDT

By Kade

Ok, so some of you are probably wondering what the hell l337 5p34|< is. l337 5p34|< (translates to leet speak) is a language that some one came up with and annoying people in chat rooms tend to Spam it. In this guide I will provide a translation from l337 5p34|< to English.

11 Noises My Roommate Makes Dec 4, 2000, 05:00 EST

Melissa DeWilde (Unfortunate Victim of the Housing Department)

Since the beginning of this semester Leo has been expecting a Mel Bitches About The Roommate article. And this is the best I care to come up with right now.

3 Poems Jun 4, 2001, 05:00 EDT

By Johnny Gomez

Johnny Gomez is beyond compare, so stop combing your hair.

30 PC Games With Goats in Them Jun 9, 1997, 04:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

Duke Goatem 3D

41 Things I Learned From ID4 That I Never Knew Before Mar 31, 1997, 05:00 EST

Discovered by Peter Steen

Aliens like to blow up significant land marks first. Apparently the best way to destroy a city is to position your "Death Ray" over the most recognizable building.

A Brief Section of Events Feb 24, 1997, 02:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

A girl I have the fortune to work with, looks at me and says "Leo, like, either I'm really strange or you are really gay".

A Catalog of Grocery Customer Species Aug 6, 1998, 02:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

All of you have been at one time done your shopping in a grocery store. When you go there all you notice are the high prices, the long lines at the cashes, and of course, the rude grocery clerks. If you worked in a grocery store like I do, you would start to be a little nicer to the employees, knowing all the abuse they have to put up with customers. Many of you think that because you are a paying customer, you have to get everything you want, the way you want it. That's not true.

A Free-Form Treatise on Pizza Nov 24, 1997, 02:00 EST

By Jason MacIsaac

I love pizza. There's no doubt in my mind that pizza is the best foods in existence, and a really good reason to keep on living. Give me a big ol'pizza and an Extra Huge-sized Coke to wash it down, and watch me not care about the burdens that come with being alive and responsible in the latter half of the 20th Century.

A gift, not a right Mar 24, 2003, 02:00 EST

By Richard Trotter

I'm going to rant about responsibility, and specifically responsibility regarding healthcare. In this province, and in fact nation wide, Canadians live with the knowledge that, should the need arise, we will receive excellent health care. There is no need for outside insurance; the homeless and unemployed receive the same access to care as the rich and famous, more or less. We attempt to distribute our resources based on need, and triage our patients accordingly. Admittedly this is not a perfect system, and it is not necessarily the most convenient for the individual who has a problem that is interfering with their lifestyle, but that isn't immediately life threatening, but for the most part it works.

A Letter to Santa Dec 6, 2004, 01:00 EST

By Brian Newman

I work at the post office. As anyone with kids knows, the post office delivers 'letters to Santa'. The little tykes write out what they want, and Mom or Dad posts the letter. A few weeks later, hopefully, the kid gets an answer.

A love letter to my fellow Americans Apr 14, 2003, 02:00 EDT

By Nem0 Generik

I love my country. The people, not the government. In the American ideal, the government is merely a tool for our use, and is not something to be loved or despised, nor something to be loyal to. The US government is the largest, most powerful machine ever built, but it is only a machine. An American's loyalty should be to the people. Not an abstract people, but the people you see and touch every day. Your family, friends, coworkers, neighbors, countrymen. America is a marvellous, chaotic and strange place with all of the wonders and torments that you might expect from a society made up of people from every corner of the Earth. America has all of the glory and grime that results when you really try to maximize liberty for everyone. We have many successes, failures, virtues and vices.

A Man's Survival Guide to Dating Jan 5, 2004, 02:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

You've been single for a while, the last relationship you had lasted seven years, and you haven't dated since that one began. You're starting to think that, perhaps, it is time to look for someone to fill that vacancy left in your life...you know, that special someone you can trust, tell your secrets to, have long, intellectual conversations with. A soulmate who will stick with you no matter what, because they love you for who you are and not because of the car you drive or your income level.

A Modest Proposal May 4, 2001, 05:00 EDT

By Robert

It is with a heavy heart that one walks though the public high schools of this country to see the halls crowded with rude, loud- mouthed adolescents mindlessly meandering toward the next classroom. Beleaguered teachers, instead of being able to follow their profession of imparting knowledge, are forced to employ nearly all their time and energy just attempting to maintain order in classrooms packed with ignorant ruffians completely uninterested in learning anything who as they age either turn to welfare and crime, or worse, become lawyers and politicians, for lack of employable skills, or continue to ungratefully leech the life-blood of their hard-working parents.

A new look at spam Sep 1, 1997, 04:00 EDT

By morbus

Got a spam in my mail today. Oh, not any old spam. Well, okay, I lied. It was like every other spam from the Internet. "Would you like to make more money." Yeah, sure, we all do. DELETE. Oop, what's this. Some little kid is collecting pen caps? What the hell? He wants my chewed up pen caps? Yeah, right. DELETE. Nice letter from myself saying that I've been online too long... hmm... DELETE. And what's this? More spam!

A Nice Pair: Two Stories from the World of Lingerie Apr 23, 2001, 03:00 EDT

By Melissa DeWilde

Me to Rev.m on IRC - This guy on ICQ wants to know my bra size. What should I tell him?
Rev.m - Tell him it’s irrelevant since the car wreck.
Me to RIG - Well, it’s really irrelevant since the car accident.
RIG - Wow! Really?

A Race for Rats Nov 28, 2005, 03:00 EST

By Jakob Straub

From behind, I only see his hair moving up and down a little. The old man is nodding and just says, “ya, ya.” He has the right of old age to know things better.

A Shorter, Harsher Titanic Mar 23, 1998, 03:00 EST

By Eric D. Snider

Many of you have seen the film Titanic, which is about a great big boat that sank like a thousand years ago that for some reason everyone is just now getting worked up about. Some of you — I am speaking to the women here — have seen this movie several times. And I would like to know why. Have the principles of film-making not been adequately explained to you, so you think there's a chance the movie will end differently if you see it again? Do you think this is a Choose Your Own Adventure movie? Because it's not. No matter how many times you see it, the boat is going to sink, and the same people are going to die, including the guy who falls and whacks his noggin on the railing on the way down.

A strange language Apr 21, 1997, 02:00 EDT

Let's face it-English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger, neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

A Summary of Attempted Dating and Associated Insanity Aug 23, 2005, 05:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

It became perfectly clear at that point that I couldn't make more of an imbecile out of myself even if I tried. But, I thought, I am here now, the show must go on. I may as well get through with this farce.

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... not to trust is better		Oct 13, 1997, 03:00 EDT
By Peter Fung
It was only last week when my girlfriend and I were walking home when somebody I recognized came up to us and asked me if he could borrow some money so he could get a taxi so he can see his girlfriend's grandmother who was rushed to the hospital earlier (so he says).

0n1y 7h3 1337 m4y 3n73\|2		Jul 14, 2003, 04:00 EDT
By Kade
Ok, so some of you are probably wondering what the hell l337 5p34\|< is. l337 5p34\|< (translates to leet speak) is a language that some one came up with and annoying people in chat rooms tend to Spam it. In this guide I will provide a translation from l337 5p34\|< to English.

11 Noises My Roommate Makes		Dec 4, 2000, 05:00 EST
Melissa DeWilde (Unfortunate Victim of the Housing Department)
Since the beginning of this semester Leo has been expecting a Mel Bitches About The Roommate article. And this is the best I care to come up with right now.

3 Poems		Jun 4, 2001, 05:00 EDT
By Johnny Gomez
Johnny Gomez is beyond compare, so stop combing your hair.

30 PC Games With Goats in Them		Jun 9, 1997, 04:00 EDT
By Jason MacIsaac
Duke Goatem 3D

41 Things I Learned From ID4 That I Never Knew Before		Mar 31, 1997, 05:00 EST
Discovered by Peter Steen
Aliens like to blow up significant land marks first. Apparently the best way to destroy a city is to position your "Death Ray" over the most recognizable building.

A Brief Section of Events		Feb 24, 1997, 02:00 EST
By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro
A girl I have the fortune to work with, looks at me and says "Leo, like, either I'm really strange or you are really gay".

A Catalog of Grocery Customer Species		Aug 6, 1998, 02:00 EDT
By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro
All of you have been at one time done your shopping in a grocery store. When you go there all you notice are the high prices, the long lines at the cashes, and of course, the rude grocery clerks. If you worked in a grocery store like I do, you would start to be a little nicer to the employees, knowing all the abuse they have to put up with customers. Many of you think that because you are a paying customer, you have to get everything you want, the way you want it. That's not true.

A Free-Form Treatise on Pizza		Nov 24, 1997, 02:00 EST
By Jason MacIsaac
I love pizza. There's no doubt in my mind that pizza is the best foods in existence, and a really good reason to keep on living. Give me a big ol'pizza and an Extra Huge-sized Coke to wash it down, and watch me not care about the burdens that come with being alive and responsible in the latter half of the 20th Century.

A gift, not a right		Mar 24, 2003, 02:00 EST
By Richard Trotter
I'm going to rant about responsibility, and specifically responsibility regarding healthcare. In this province, and in fact nation wide, Canadians live with the knowledge that, should the need arise, we will receive excellent health care. There is no need for outside insurance; the homeless and unemployed receive the same access to care as the rich and famous, more or less. We attempt to distribute our resources based on need, and triage our patients accordingly. Admittedly this is not a perfect system, and it is not necessarily the most convenient for the individual who has a problem that is interfering with their lifestyle, but that isn't immediately life threatening, but for the most part it works.

A Letter to Santa		Dec 6, 2004, 01:00 EST
By Brian Newman
I work at the post office. As anyone with kids knows, the post office delivers 'letters to Santa'. The little tykes write out what they want, and Mom or Dad posts the letter. A few weeks later, hopefully, the kid gets an answer.

A love letter to my fellow Americans		Apr 14, 2003, 02:00 EDT
By Nem0 Generik
I love my country. The people, not the government. In the American ideal, the government is merely a tool for our use, and is not something to be loved or despised, nor something to be loyal to. The US government is the largest, most powerful machine ever built, but it is only a machine. An American's loyalty should be to the people. Not an abstract people, but the people you see and touch every day. Your family, friends, coworkers, neighbors, countrymen. America is a marvellous, chaotic and strange place with all of the wonders and torments that you might expect from a society made up of people from every corner of the Earth. America has all of the glory and grime that results when you really try to maximize liberty for everyone. We have many successes, failures, virtues and vices.

A Man's Survival Guide to Dating		Jan 5, 2004, 02:00 EST
By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro
You've been single for a while, the last relationship you had lasted seven years, and you haven't dated since that one began. You're starting to think that, perhaps, it is time to look for someone to fill that vacancy left in your life...you know, that special someone you can trust, tell your secrets to, have long, intellectual conversations with. A soulmate who will stick with you no matter what, because they love you for who you are and not because of the car you drive or your income level.

A Modest Proposal		May 4, 2001, 05:00 EDT
By Robert
It is with a heavy heart that one walks though the public high schools of this country to see the halls crowded with rude, loud- mouthed adolescents mindlessly meandering toward the next classroom. Beleaguered teachers, instead of being able to follow their profession of imparting knowledge, are forced to employ nearly all their time and energy just attempting to maintain order in classrooms packed with ignorant ruffians completely uninterested in learning anything who as they age either turn to welfare and crime, or worse, become lawyers and politicians, for lack of employable skills, or continue to ungratefully leech the life-blood of their hard-working parents.

A new look at spam		Sep 1, 1997, 04:00 EDT
By morbus
Got a spam in my mail today. Oh, not any old spam. Well, okay, I lied. It was like every other spam from the Internet. "Would you like to make more money." Yeah, sure, we all do. DELETE. Oop, what's this. Some little kid is collecting pen caps? What the hell? He wants my chewed up pen caps? Yeah, right. DELETE. Nice letter from myself saying that I've been online too long... hmm... DELETE. And what's this? More spam!

A Nice Pair: Two Stories from the World of Lingerie		Apr 23, 2001, 03:00 EDT
By Melissa DeWilde
Me to Rev.m on IRC - This guy on ICQ wants to know my bra size. What should I tell him? Rev.m - Tell him it’s irrelevant since the car wreck. Me to RIG - Well, it’s really irrelevant since the car accident. RIG - Wow! Really?

A Race for Rats		Nov 28, 2005, 03:00 EST
By Jakob Straub
From behind, I only see his hair moving up and down a little. The old man is nodding and just says, “ya, ya.” He has the right of old age to know things better.

A Shorter, Harsher Titanic		Mar 23, 1998, 03:00 EST
By Eric D. Snider
Many of you have seen the film Titanic, which is about a great big boat that sank like a thousand years ago that for some reason everyone is just now getting worked up about. Some of you — I am speaking to the women here — have seen this movie several times. And I would like to know why. Have the principles of film-making not been adequately explained to you, so you think there's a chance the movie will end differently if you see it again? Do you think this is a Choose Your Own Adventure movie? Because it's not. No matter how many times you see it, the boat is going to sink, and the same people are going to die, including the guy who falls and whacks his noggin on the railing on the way down.

A strange language		Apr 21, 1997, 02:00 EDT

Let's face it-English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger, neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

A Summary of Attempted Dating and Associated Insanity		Aug 23, 2005, 05:00 EDT
By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro
It became perfectly clear at that point that I couldn't make more of an imbecile out of myself even if I tried. But, I thought, I am here now, the show must go on. I may as well get through with this farce.

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