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Writing About Writing, Which I Never Do Aug 14, 2000, 02:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

There's this thing called "The idealized self." That's the theory that the main character of the story is the author, with a few traits he or she would like to possess added in. That's why I smirk when I see a novel about a writer who solves mysteries, is loved and cherished by the entire town, and gets laid a lot. Parade your subconscious naked by the bay window why don't you?

Writing an e-zine Mar 10, 1997, 02:00 EST

Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

The reason we started writing this zine was for fun, for the intention that one day we'd go public, and most of all because it's cool to be able to say "Hey, I got a web site!". That was 1994, and now in 1997 we kind of have something that we call an e-zine which is distributed and that nobody reads, and when I say "I got a web site!" some people still look at me funny and say "Wuz that?".

Writings on the Bathroom Wall Jun 24, 2002, 05:00 EDT

You've taken over my mind. You've raped my thoughts with your image viruses then sold me fake cures for your own disease. Your words and pictures scream orders at me like angry prison wardens.

Y1.999K Problems Jan 11, 1999, 02:00 EST

By Lilith DemHareIs

I live in Western Australia. This is a state that is bigger than Europe, and has the population of Utah. (You have absolutely NO conception of distances until you've driven around, across, or along Western Australia.) That means if you want to go anywhere, say, the pearl fields of Broome, or the spendid caves of Margaret River, you've got to spend many hours, or even days, driving to get there. And the only souls you'll see are the occasional kangaroo, emu, or wombat.

You Asked, We Answer Jan 29, 2003, 03:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

In the last issue of CoN I covered the popular and disturbing queries that bring flocks of people to our site. Those were the types of queries most used and the disturbing collection of words in the query that matched something--usually completely unrelated--on CoN. But, I asked myself, what are the rare queries? You know, the precious gems. The things that not everyone asks or looks for?

You don't eat, or sleep, or mow the lawn... Just you know what all Jul 19, 1999, 03:00 EDT

By Jeff Wright

It's been a pretty lackluster year for films so far, but the summer season is starting to pick up and is producing some pretty good flics (before the summer hit, the only good film I saw was eXistenZ). The first summer flic that impressed me was Run Lola Run (Lola Rennt), a german action flic that's just a ball of energy somehow captured on film. The next was Austin Powers 2, which while being very funny, still wasn't top 10 list material.

You Know You're Getting Old When Nov 17, 2003, 02:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

I find it enjoyable to flip through an Ikea catalogue and fantasize--FANTASIZE--on how I'd like to arrange my own place. I used to fantasize about the playmate of the month, not furniture, even if both involve wood.

You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Aug 6, 1998, 03:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

I have been told that I'm a funny guy. Thanks for the compliment, but I try not to think that way. The reason I do this because I don't want to be obnoxious in elevators. I'll explain.

You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part II Oct 5, 1998, 02:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

That's fine, motherfuckers. I'm armed now. And the next guy who cracks a joke like "I feel like roadkill on the Information Superhighway HA HA HA HA" ("Information Superhighway " is a term used exclusively by people who aren't actually on the Net) is gonna find the "I" in his Fila shirt dotted by an entrance wound from a .45 slug.

You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part III Apr 23, 2002, 02:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

FUNNY GUYS love to go into restaurants, because no rational person is actually willing to listen to them, but at a restaurant, the staff has little choice. If you missed my previous installments, you'll need a definition of a FUNNY GUY. A FUNNY GUY is a person who works very hard at being funny, thinks he is extremely funny, and isn't, causing great pain in misery to those subjected to their humour. It's a little like getting surgery from the guy who swears he knows the heart is up in the chest somewhere.

Your ex-girlfriend: a survival guide Mar 23, 1998, 05:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

After I had realized that girls were not disgusting as I always stated when I was in kindergarten, I began hunting down for a girlfriend. Unfortunately I wasn't sure what I was looking for, nor was I aware of the dangers involved in a relationship. I just thought "hey, I'm horny, she looks cute, I want her". Of course that is morally wrong and just plain bad of thinking of girls like that, but I was young and immature. I didn't know any better. I still don't know any better, but that's another story.

Your Life is Void Apr 6, 1998, 02:00 EDT

By Morbus

People are going to get angry when I tell them that your life is void. You mean nothing. You are merely something to sell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know... "I'm not for sale". Well, your personality isn't... but what your personality REPRESENTS is. Also on sale? Your life.

Zen and the Complete Confusion of Modern Car Maintenance Aug 14, 2003, 03:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

The former, meaning "What did you just say?" is usually used when someone says something inaudible and you require them to repeat themselves. For example, you're on all fours, in a pool of blue jello and wearing a ball gag:
"Hmmm-hmmmm-mmmm-mmm," you say.

{ } Feb 17, 2003, 03:00 EST

By Melissa DeWilde

So there I was, checking my mail. I look, and I see that I actually got some. "WOW," I think to myself. Mail! So I get it out of the box and look at it. "Women In Transition" it somehow proudly displays on the front. It's from Women's Services at SIU. I assume that all female students got one.

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