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Distinct things I remember from my childhood Jan 31, 2006, 03:00 EST

By Curtis M. Carlson

These are some of the distinct things I remember from my childhood. Things that keep me up at night, things that often send me into fits of anger and the depths of depression. Things that I feel guilty for remembering and reacting to, things I need to get over.

Do you hear the music? Jan 31, 2006, 01:00 EST

By David Dylan

There was my neighbour with his unattractive wife. They were dancing! Yes, there was no mistaking it. They had brought out some of their own cheap beer and they were dancing, to the music I paid for!

Do you really think that ICQ is better than IRC? May 26, 1997, 03:00 EDT

By Emanuela Corso

The first time that I used ICQ, I was very amazed about this new program, so different by irc: in fact you can talk only with people that you want. So this was the beginning of ICQ for me, I selected the people I wanted to talk with... I thought nobody could find me on the internet with this method.

Doctor Strangework Apr 29, 1999, 02:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

An older woman, probably in her early thirties, was berating the young woman. It was the young girl's job to promote this thing, which the public at large already regards pretty much as an incredible scam. The young woman had been trying to hand out these sad little leaflets encouraging people to sign up, when this older woman had obviously taken exception to some policy or other.

Does Someone Smell a Rat? Jan 28, 2000, 04:00 EST

By Mark Driver

Far from promoting a sense of anger against The Man, pointless destruction does little more than transform everyone around you into a grumpy asshole who thinks that there should be even more cops on the street.

Dogmatic Raw Nov 17, 1999, 03:00 EST

By Jeff Wright

Writer/Director/Near Silent Actor, Kevin Smith's new film Dogma is a terrific satire of organized religion, and the strongest faith film I've seen. It's a hilarious comic book style journey, in which all of existence is at risk.

Domesticated Jun 8, 2000, 02:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

You heard me. The more I run the rat-race, the more this rodent wants to stay home and be a baby factory and scrub toilets, while the Mrs. goes out and becomes the breadwinner.

Don't Drive with a Broken Heart Apr 14, 2003, 04:00 EDT

By Lilith Demhareis

Whoever said "It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all" either never suffered a broken heart, or never had to drive a car. Possibly both.
A pox on all those who would break your heart; a double pox with halitosis for those who break your heart, and who should know better.

Dr. Rigs is an Asshole Apr 5, 2006, 02:00 EDT

By Luke Correia-Damude

Rigula? What nationality is that? Poor Tim Rigula has a horrible name. Keith Morningside is much better, more masculine. Tim Rigula is a sissy name. Poor fat Tim, Timmy or Timothy Rigula and his suicidal father. At least he gets the rib deal tonight.

Drama is Life with all the Boring Bits Cut Out Apr 8, 2002, 02:00 EDT

By Richard Campbell

The following tale is one that involves my neighbour who happens to be a homosexual black guy with a deep desire to floss my butt with his willy wonka. So if big black cocks and homosexual cravings for young white guys makes you sick, please read the following.

Dreams Jan 5, 2004, 05:00 EST

By Pat Adams

I dream of you every night, but this one was different. It was a product of isolation and loathing for my surroundings. Images of you flashed by rapid fire, and even in my dream, my heart beat faster. Images of you, saved in the recesses of my mind, seemed to fly around the room, and then came together, melding into each other to form you in all your beauty.

Drive Thru Etiquette Nov 19, 2002, 01:00 EST

By Melissa DeWilde

As the drive thru replaced the dining room, there has been no replacement for the rules of etiquette. And that's why I'm here, to lay down the law. Because one of you could be an annoying asshole at the drive thru. We've got feelings too, you know.
And we can spit in your food.

Driving Across the United States May 15, 2000, 01:00 EDT

By Leandro Nicastro

There are certain things in life you learn only through experience. Sticking your fingers over fire. Putting a fork into the electrical outlet. Waving your genitals covered in steak sauce in front of a rottweiler. But while these things we will all do once and carry them over for a lifetime, there are others, like crossing the USA by car, that scar us unconsciously in ways we can never imagine.

Drug Underdose Nov 17, 1999, 04:00 EST

By Jason MacIsaac

I don't express this as some kind of badge of honour. It's just simply something I have not done and never intend to do. I determined long ago that a person such as me, who's grip on reality is pretty slippery to begin with, should not put himself in any altered states and loosen it even further.

Duckism Feb 8, 1999, 05:00 EST

By Neux

I have decided that everyone and everything, including yourself, myself, and even Crazy Uncle Joe, is a duck. As in, yellow bill, webbed feet, says "quack". It is not uncommon to see me go up to a random person and say, "You... are a... duck!" So by now you're looking at me pretty funny, so I should probably explain.

Dunkin' Donuts Jan 26, 2004, 01:00 EST

By Smitty-boy

More and more people are flocking to them. Advertisements for good coffee at a cheap price can’t be ignored by the masses. Worst of all, their coffee IS good. There’s nothing I hate more than truth in advertising, ruining that time-honored American tradition of, well, lying.

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