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E d i t o r i a l Aug 17, 1999, 01:00 EDT

By CoN Staff

ALL IT TAKES these days to register a domain is 70 dollars, a server and some minor HTML skills. And this is why, beside a ton of porn sites and lame-ass webpages, people are able to create sites such as http://www.totalobscurity.com/.

Eat Healthy, Die Anyway Sep 15, 2003, 03:00 EDT

By Smitty-boy

As I you may know, nobody lives forever. For those who don't, you’re going to die. No, that’s not a threat, so please refrain from a lawsuit (but if you must the average settlement is you kicking me in the nuts really hard). Now, as I was saying, I cannot understand why people would actually want to eat healthy all their lives.

Editorial Nov 16, 1998, 01:00 EST

By CoN Staff

When John Glenn returns from space, everybody dress in Ape Suits.

Editorial Nov 2, 1998, 01:00 EST

By CoN Staff

MANY E-MAILS HAVE ARRIVED since the last issue of CoN. The complaints that your humble editor wrote in the last editorial did not fall on deaf ears, and so I was able to raise a couple of fingers on my other hand.

Editorial Oct 5, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By CoN Staff

WELCOME to issue 16 of Capital of Nasty. This issue was supposed to be nothing more than a recycling bin of other articles that we had, which were just sitting around waiting to be used. In reality, only one article is really recycled, and that is Jason MacIsaac's "You're a FUNNY GUY". This is a continuation to the previous article he wrote under the issue of CoN dedicated to the "People we hate".

Editorial Dec 2, 1998, 01:00 EST

By CoN Staff

Exclusive! The CoN Star Wars Prediction.

Editorial Aug 6, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By CoN Staff

Monday, July 20th, 1998 - this was supposedly the date in which Issue 14 of CoN was supposed to leave my computer and loiter your mailboxes. Unfortunately it wasn't so. After problems with my computers (special thanks to those that wrote telling me that I should switch to Linux, among them David Welton), our Linux server decided to die. If you e-mailed us in the latter part of July, chances are, we did not get your e-mails.

Editorial Jul 6, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By CoN Staff

Welcome to yet another incredibly delayed issue of Capital of Nasty. What excuse do I have this week? Oh yes, my Windows95 machine decided to completely die on me. Before I managed to find all the zip disks scattered around the floor of the room to re-install everything and put this issue together, a few days went by.

Editorial Jun 22, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Editorial Aug 24, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Editorial May 12, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By CoN Staff

WE WERE WALKING out of the movie theatre; my girlfriend was still drying her tears from Titanic. Suddenly, she squeezed my hand, and said "Oh Leo! I can't wait to grow old with you, sit by the veranda and talk about today!". I couldn't help it but scream in horror.

Editorial Apr 20, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By CoN Staff

Editorial Dec 17, 1999, 01:00 EST

By CoN Staff

It's finally over. School. No more silly drivel, no more teachers pointless assignments. If now I could only find the time to get some sleep.

Editorial Apr 1, 1999, 01:00 EST

By PoED Staff

Please, Leandro, spare us your stupid and insulting quotes. Who the hell is E. Hubbard, anyway -- one of L. Ron's offspring? That would make sense, because rip-off artists love Capitalism!

Editorial Jan 12, 1998, 01:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Editorial Jan 26, 1998, 01:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Editorial Feb 23, 1998, 01:00 EST

By CoN Staff

Who ever said Microsoft is bad? As usual, on my work account I received a spam. Only thing that this one has a return address on the Microsoft Network (MSN.COM). The spam gladly stated that if I wanted to buy 3 million e-mail addresses (of which two of those are mine I bet) I could simply write to `shopmarket@msn.com'. I forwarded the e-mail to the postmaster of MSN.COM and expected an immediate automatic reply.

Editorial May 26, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Editorial Mar 23, 1998, 01:00 EST

By CoN Staff

The two people that got the most of my evil nasty snarling have been Chen Drori and Danielle. These two readers proved to me that they are just that... readers. They proved with their comments and e-mails that they read what we write. So, guys, I'm sorry for snarling at you. I'll try to be a better Editor from now on. I hope you (and everyone else who I have snarled at undeservingly) can accept my apologies. I appreciate you appreciating us.

Editorial Apr 6, 1998, 01:00 EDT

By CoN Staff

It appears that some people have a different view of Nasty than others. It seems that some people think that we are not Nasty enough, and we should be crude, arrogant, bitter and slam on the world. They want us to be horribly Nasty. Then, there are others who think we are cute and bouncy, in a farcical "Nasty" (with a capital N) way. They want us to be lightly sarcastic and mocking the world. They want Nasty in a sophisticated way.
They're both wrong.

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