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facebook Dec 17, 2007, 10:04 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

I feel that rejecting someone's invite in their very own little group in which special little you has been so gloriously asked to participate in, would make the inviter feel in someway rejected. And who could be so cruel? Other than me, I mean.

Failing Relationships Oct 27, 1997, 02:00 EST

By Rui Motta

Fallen Feb 23, 1998, 04:00 EST

By Leila

My life I opened to you
For I listened as you spoke
That when you drooled
Saliva as you
Slept; I did too.

Fantasy Apr 23, 2001, 05:00 EDT

By Rev.M

The other day I felt extremely lucky and bought a lottery ticket. Of course I didn't win anything, I never do. But on the rare occasions that I buy lottery tickets, I start daydreaming about what I would do if I were ever to become filthy rich.

Fear Mar 20, 2000, 02:00 EST

By Mark Driver

I might have even made something up to keep you saying 'no way' for a half-hour, and then at the end of the story dropped the boom that I was kidding. But as of a few weeks ago, I have a solid answer.

Fear Jun 8, 1998, 05:00 EDT

By Joe Tomorrow (Damned)

It's hard sometimes.most times. Seeing what I've seen and knowing what I now know, I can't help but feeling disdain towards the average person going about their mundane life - worrying about shopping or laundry.. Christ, if they've been where I've been they wouldn't be concerned with such little shit... Because it really doesn't matter, when you've been where I've been. But that disdain eventually subsides and I can continue on in a blind sort of non-tactile existence.

Federal Reserve Fan-Fiction Feb 11, 2002, 05:00 EST

By Konrad the Bold

I'm a big fan of the Federal Reserve's Annual Reports. These modern fairy tales tell the story of how our hero, Alan Greenspan, and his band of sidekicks fight the evil monsters Inflation, Unemployment, Stagnation and the dreaded Recession. As in any good series, the good guys usually win but are never quite able to stop the bad guys from showing up again the next episode.

Feeling Invalidated Dec 22, 2003, 04:00 EST

By REVSCRJ

The repetition of it was truly mindless, and thus meditative--I taught my body to know the movements of inserting the paper so that I didn't have to focus at all on it. Unlike most repetitious labor jobs, this one really required NO THOUGHT whatsoever. This freed up my mind to the point that I would improv songs and poetry at the top of my lungs for hours at a stretch.

Feline in the Fields Sep 15, 2003, 04:00 EDT

By Sean B. Palmer

The minutes don't record why our miniscule village has a "town" hall and a mayor, though each meeting they surreptitiously state that the cookies are fucking beyond excellent.

Field Report from Organic Man Mar 22, 2004, 05:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

I went behind the counter and stared at the pretty pharmacist for a while. To me it was all very romantic, but she probably took it in a "I know where you live," type of stare.

Fifty Movies with Goats in Them Jun 2, 1997, 06:00 EDT

Filing down in the Black Lodge Nov 17, 2003, 03:00 EST

By REVSCRJ

I got the job with a friend of mine Pete whose mother worked at the place in Carmel Valley, lets call it Dove Lodge. She had been approached by some senior manager in the bookkeeping department who asked her if she "Knew any kids who wanted to make a few bucks..."

Film & TV Nov 2, 1998, 03:00 EST

By Jeff Wright

How about we write a film script through CoN. I'll write the first couple of pages now, then people can send in the next section of the script (no longer than 5) and all the folks of CoN plus myself can vote on which person's entry we like the most and put it in the next issue. Then we repeat the process each issue until we've got a feature length screenplay which would have to belong to CoN I guess because of legal shit.

Film Reviews Aug 18, 1997, 03:00 EDT

By Robert Bollig

Well it's that time of year again folks. Time for the summer run of movies, and man do we have a bunch of degenerates this time around. I suppose I shouldn't be all that surprised, it's a scientifically proven fact than any film without the word "road" somewhere in the title will suck donkey balls.

Finding "The One" Apr 5, 2006, 03:00 EDT

By Darren Tanguay

I’m reminded of a line from a Matthew Good song called “21st Century Living”:
“Ambition is a tricky thing; it’s like riding a unicycle over a dental floss rope over a wilderness of razorblades.”

Fish-processing in Alaska Feb 11, 2002, 03:00 EST

By REVSCRJ

This article has generated a tremendous amount of responses from Indian users.

All of these e-mails enquire about working in fish processing plants, where to get a visa, how to process the documents, how much one gets paid and a zillion other questions.

If you're about to write to us with any question related to your possible employment with a fish processing plant, don't.

In the event that despite our warning, you are still going to ask us about employment in the fish processing industry, we're not a fishery nor an employment centre. We're a magazine.

Flopzilla, Godzilla Jun 8, 1998, 02:00 EDT

By G. Summer M. Scarbough

Godzilla appears as a cross between an overgrown Tyrannosaurus Rex and those plastic dinosaur 10cent figurines...not to mention the fact that the old Zilla shows seem more credible. No wonder you never get to see Godzilla in the movie previews. A first glance at the lizard, refunds would be obtained.

For General Distro Feb 17, 1997, 01:00 EST

Four Things to do Before Elections Sep 20, 2004, 02:00 EDT

By Livingtochill

Pick one. Yep. You can only pick one. You can't have two. We can only have one president. Wouldn't it be nicer if we could have one president for war, one for peace, one for domestic issues, one for foreign policy, etc... Whatever.

From Ontario to Michigan, in 50 easy steps Aug 14, 2003, 01:00 EDT

By Alan Lupsha

What's funny, pleasant, easy, or humane about trying to transfer your car from Ontario to Michigan?
Absolutely nothing.

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