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| GamesPhobia: SPECIAL | |||||
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| Gentrification | |||||
| By Curtis M. Carlson | |||||
| In so many cities that I have lived in and around there was a cool part of town to hang out in. It is the part of town where the homeless and junkies mingle with the students and business people. | |||||
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| George W. Bush's 'Evil Empire' | |||||
| By Reverend Martinez | |||||
| As a devout and impartial Canadian, I (along with many others I'm sure) have some bones to pick with the unfolding of events in recent months. What remained for a long time semi-political thoughts about the war on terrorism kept to myself and only revealed to friends at parties where my inebriation muddled the message somewhat, have abruptly become up-front personal views that I would not hesitate to discuss at any moment. | |||||
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| Getting Hitched | |||||
| By Brian Newman | |||||
| By accident, both of the witnesses gave us the same gift. We started off our new life together with two bread makers. | |||||
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| Girlfriends | |||||
| Courtesy of Betty Kwan | |||||
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| Girls Gone Vile | |||||
| By Lisa "Boom Boom" Stager | |||||
| I have given up on late night television. Sure, the programming sucks major smegma - there is only so much a person can tolerate of Jack, Janet, and Chrissy engaged in the 1970's version of comical misunderstanding, all at three o'clock in the morning - but that's not what I'm talking about. | |||||
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| Giving Birth Isn't as Bad as Everyone Says It Is | |||||
| By Lilith Demhareis | |||||
| Giving birth isn't as bad as everyone says it is. How do I know? Because I gave birth last year, that's why. After years of falling pregnant and losing babies, I finally had one stick and carry to full term. In fact, she went over term. | |||||
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| GM Announces Airbag Contest | |||||
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| Go Rent Some Tsui Hark Films | |||||
| By Jeff Wright | |||||
| The title says all I want to say, but Leo tells me that I should write a bit more. So if you don't really want to read what I have to say, just head to the video store you go to for your HK film fixes and rent some Hark films. | |||||
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| GOD | |||||
| By Kunal | |||||
This is a very small article that I dug up from the clutter that is my mailbox. It is rather old, I think I wrote it in 1992, although it could be before that. I just felt that CoN readers might enjoy this stuff, of course you can edit/delete anything and everything as it is rather a controversial topic and rather unsettling.... do tell Jason McIsaac that I find his work absolutely amazing... |
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| God is in the Elevator, and He's Mad Magnolia Didn't Win Best Picture | |||||
| By Jason MacIsaac | |||||
| Whenever I'm confronted on the streets by some blank-eyed twit who
wants to tell me about his personal friend Jesus, I always counter
with a line I believe I picked up from either a movie or a stand-up
comedian: "I talked to God this morning, and he didn't say anything about you." |
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| God, Religion & All That Crap | |||||
| By IMPROV | |||||
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| Godzilla | |||||
| By Mr. Cranky | |||||
As the movie starts, the hordes tilt back their empty heads, open their mouths wide, and wait for Emmerich and Devlin to come round and regurgitate popcorn and jujubees into their mouths, because they're little more than helpless, brainless, baby birds. |
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| Good Seats | |||||
| By Jeff Wright | |||||
Good seats is one of the few good things I can say about my experience the other night (1:15 a.m. May 19th) watching Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. I, along with others, arrived at the theatre with plenty of time to spare. This is what got us our good seats. The anticipation that built up during the wait, wasn't that powerful for my part. I was looking forward to a new Star Wars movie. |
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| Graduation Party | |||||
| By Dan Foster | |||||
| There is a reason I don't have children: I don't like them. My siblings hold an opposing view, judging by their breeding habits. Either that, or they're incredibly sloppy, considering the sizes of their families. | |||||
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| Greek food | |||||
| By Colin and Leandro | |||||
| PAPE AND MORTIMER - It's 1:30 in the morning. We're stuck in a Greek restaurant, playing loud Greek music. Music. More like the loud whaling of a goat being attacked by some lonely shepherd up in the mountain. It takes 15 minutes, or an average of four Greek songs for the cook to make our shees-ka-bobs. | |||||
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| Greetings | |||||
| By IMPROV | |||||
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| Gretchen's Rhapsody | |||||
| By Jason MacIsaac | |||||
| Gretchen had a box for comment cards. You know the drill. Did you get efficient service? Was your food nice and hot? Was your food nice and hot even though you ordered ice cream? Did the server have sex with your spouse in the washroom? How was it? | |||||
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| Grimm Trickbabies: The Films of Matthew Bright | |||||
| By Jeff Wright | |||||
| Writer/director Matthew Bright is one of my favourite directors. This happened over a period of two days when I saw both of his films. His first film is FREEWAY, starring Reese Witherspoon and Keifer Sutherland in a re-telling of the Little Red Riding Hood fable. His second (which is still looking for a distributor) is FREEWAY 2: CONFESSIONS OF A TRICKBABY, which stars Natasha Lyonne and Vincent Gallo in a re-telling of the Hansel and Gretel fable. That's all I'm going to say about the films' plots. These flics should be experienced without any prior knowledge. It's more fun, just to be blown away by them as they happen. | |||||
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