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37 records found.

Hacker Barbie Jan 27, 1997, 04:00 EST

Courtesy of Peter Fung

Hacker Vows 'Terror' for Child Pornographers Jun 23, 1997, 03:00 EDT

Courtesy of Steve Silberman

Happy Birthday Bonzo Feb 19, 2001, 04:00 EST

By Rev. M

Q: What do you give a ninety-year-old ex-leader of the free world for his birthday?

Happy Easter Apr 12, 1999, 03:00 EDT

By Samantha

Happy Non Denominational Holidays!! Jan 12, 1998, 04:00 EST

By IMPROV

I do have a serious problem with certain Jewish folk cashing in on the holidays. Now, I'm not even going to touch the Christmas Blow-out Sales at certain Non-Christian owned stores. What I am going to get into is the entertainment industry, more specifically, singers of the Hebrew faith releasing Christmas albums. The most prominent two are A Neil Diamond Christmas, and Kenny G's Holiday Album.

Hate me Aug 6, 1998, 05:00 EDT

By IMPROV

I'm not sure what it is, but my writing of late has lacked an edge... So when I learned that CoN's next issue was hate oriented (although I can't think of one that hasn't been yet), I was quite excited...

hearthacke Jan 27, 1997, 03:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Hearthacke is very similar to platonic love, even if the feelings in the latter are there from the start. In hearthackes you slowly learn to love the person as you start to know them better. Just like a puzzle, and as each piece is discovered and placed, the image that is revealed in front of us becomes each time more beautiful.

Hell Boy and its Big Let Down Apr 19, 2004, 05:00 EDT

By Rolo

At the best of times it is a wonderful thing that can put the proverbial cherry on top of any event or situation. At the worst of times, hope is a juicy promise of a better tomorrow that sticks with you while you're neck deep in trouble.

Hercules: not a movie review Jun 30, 1997, 03:00 EDT

By Leandro

Hey Earth! Smoking is Good for You! Jun 22, 2004, 01:00 EDT

By Smitty-boy

One of them in particular, affectionately referring to himself as "die smoke!" conjured all his mental strength for one great idea to rid the world of smoking; burn all the cigarettes.

Hey Kids! Smoking is Good For You! Oct 18, 1999, 03:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

I firmly believe that a lost cause is the only one worth fighting for, and that a real test of person's dedication and character comes when they are fighting a battle that they are obviously not going to win. With that idea in my right hand, and the idea that truth is beauty and beauty is truth in my left, I'm going to prove that smoking is good for you.

High School Reunion Apr 29, 1997, 02:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

After only three years since graduation, my high school, St. Patrick C.S.S. had a reunion. Perhaps a bit too early, but the school had turned 10 years old, and everyone wanted to celebrate. Well, maybe not everyone considering the amount of people that bothered to show up. Perhaps not many people received the invitations -- I for once did not. Others probably couldn't get their Parol Officer to let them come.

Higher Education (My Ass) Apr 29, 1999, 04:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

It's the end of a semester and exams, final assignments and presentations are due. You've spent the last week revising your project, a project worth more marks than the whole year put together, making sure everything was set correctly, debugged and tested and you are ready to go. Everything should go just fine.
Or so I thought.

History According to Gretchen Apr 19, 2004, 04:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

I'm not the driving force behind any historical event, nothing you're ever likely to read in a text book or even a newspaper. These events didn't need me, and they went on regardless of what I thought.

Homeless Jul 24, 2000, 02:00 EDT

By IMPROV

I fucking hate the homeless. I mean it, I hate them... I feel no pity or anything of the like for them, I just flat out hate them. Although I must admit that my hate is concentrated mostly on pan handlers. Fucking people looking for hand outs from me! ME! The guy who makes so little money the bank laughs when they cash my paycheck... you know when they say someone laughs all the way to the bank? Well I'm the opposite, the banks laughs at me when I'm on my way there.

Homosexuality Nov 16, 1998, 04:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Being gay is of course, as we all know it (and some pretend to agree with), perfectly normal. I for one live by the motto of "live and let live". If you have no problem with me sharing the same oxygen you are breathing, I have no problem with you.

How *NOT* To Be a Newbie Feb 24, 1997, 01:00 EST

By Lilith DemHareIs

How a Good Idea Devalued us All Nov 19, 2002, 03:00 EST

By Tim King

Monster's slogan is still "Never Settle" and Workopolis likes to show you examples of all the people who made it thanks to them. Oh, so empowering, but only on the surface. There are over 31,000 jobs posted on Workopolis right now and 27 success stories. In four out of the first ten stories I read, the person involved was unable to find work in their field for over a year before they were successful.

How do I Lose Weight? Jul 23, 2002, 05:00 EDT

By Konrad the Bold

What's the best way to say "Mom, i'm fat. I wanna go on a diet."?

How May I Help You? Apr 29, 1999, 03:00 EDT

By Samantha Stasiuk

Warning: The following article contains a disgruntled employee griping about work--do not read if you don't want to put up with complaining!

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