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40 records found.

MAKE MONEY FAST! Jan 13, 1997, 04:00 EST

By Leandro

Malls Jan 11, 1999, 05:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

I worked in a mall at one time. I don't usually go around telling this to people though, because the mall was Gerrard Square. Those that know about Gerrard Square, also know that it's a pit, as far as malls go. But I was young, and I did not know any better, and at the time, it was a great excuse to get to know the real working world.

Marketing slogans screw up Aug 4, 1997, 03:00 EDT

Courtesy of Lizzy Maxine

Mars Attacks! Jan 6, 1997, 03:00 EST

By Peter Sprokkelenburg

Marvelous: Anarchia in the Cheap Coffee Shops Apr 29, 1997, 03:00 EDT

By Colin Barrett & Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

People that call themselves anarchists seem to be more interested in going against the governemnt, fighting against society's stricht rules. Or at least, so they claim, since in reality their "anarchy" is word-based with a complete lack of action. However the true anarchist will always find a reason to cause havoc even in the least expected of places. Cheap coffee shops are a good example. Who would've ever thought of commiting acts of anarchy in such a place?

Marx, Engels, Trotsky, and Tinky Winky Feb 24, 1999, 02:00 EST

By Jason MacIsaaac

Falwell believes that Tinky Winky is a little light in the loafers. Apparently, homosexuality can be transmitted over the airwaves, because he cautions parents to be wary of the show. Now, anybody who would got to such lengths to find homosexuality in a children's show and then warn parents about it has obviously had the Bible thumped on his head one too many times. This is the same guy who called Ellen DeGeneres "Ellen Degenerate." Anyone this obsessed with homosexuality is in a tremendous homosexual panic of his own, and probably watches lots of football and beats his wife at half-time just to reassure himself that he's still all-male.

Matrix Apr 1, 1999, 05:00 EST

A review by Jason MacIsaac

At one point in The Matrix, another character turns to Neo, played by Keanu Reeves and says "Change expression, damn you!" while kicking him repeatedly in the testicles. Reeves just stands there, staring blankly.

Matrix Convolutions: A Review Nov 17, 2003, 01:00 EST

By John Iadipaolo

Instead of descending upon theatres like the second coming of Christ, expectations for this final film in the Matrix trilogy were somewhat, shall we say, lowered following the measured disappointment with which last May's Matrix Reloaded was received.

MBA: A License to Steal Jan 29, 2003, 02:00 EST

By Tim King

What do you have to do? Go to an accredited University where they will teach you what club to use to get out of that tricky trap on twelve, which fork goes with which salad and who to know (and blow) to get you into the heady stratosphere of corporate management.

McAfee-Question : Is Windows a virus? Jan 12, 1998, 05:00 EST

A comparison between a software virus and the most popular operating system at the time of writing.

McDonalds from a Sociological Perspective Dec 9, 2001, 04:00 EST

By Rolo

McDonalds holds a special place in my bowels. It's the place of my first employment. Yes I got the worst of all jobs. But I'm not bitter. It made me realize what a sociological icon McDonalds really is. Being a sociologist in training makes me think back to it.

Me on houses... Apr 22, 2005, 05:00 EDT

By Kim

Guess what show is on? 'House Wars.' The first visual that comes to my mind is two big houses fully installed with huge machine guns in the windows, steel siding, a giant helmet shaped roof, and the houses are shooting at each other trying to destroy the other. I'm thinking that could be pretty cool.

Me on Smoking Feb 1, 2005, 03:00 EST

By Kim

I wasn't even CRAVING one at the time, I just wanted to do this little test of willpower. I was totally aware that this experiment could cost me my recovery from my addiction to cigarettes, but I wanted to see. The first few drags were amazing.

Me on the womb... Mar 25, 2005, 05:00 EST

By Kim

I'm so scared to go out into the world and be ENTIRELY independent from my parents. The world doesn't prepare us for the 'real world.'

Men's 41 rules for women Mar 3, 1997, 04:00 EST

Submitted by Wayne William Smith

Men? MEN? I need no stinkin' men! Apr 1, 1999, 04:00 EST

By Dee S.

Often a man will have a misconception that he is the only one, who can please a woman. If not economically then definitely sexually. However, the reality is that most women don't even get an orgasm through penetration, but receive pleasure and satisfaction through masturbation. If a woman is a lesbian, a man will try to convince her that all she needs is a good fuck, but for most lesbians a penis just doesn't do it. Many men have a sense of fear when women no longer need them.

Michael Row Nov 24, 1997, 05:00 EST

Mike Harris built my hotrod Dec 17, 1999, 03:00 EST

By Samantha Craggs

Do you know the local city councillor who is representing you? Do you know who your member of parliament is? Do you know which riding you live in? If not, please go find out.

Ministry of Public Safety and Anal Retention May 17, 2003, 05:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

"Hi, this is in regards to my security pass which has been rejected at the renewal process. My name is Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro."
"Who rejected your pass?"
"It says here 'Mimi'"

Mister Mugs Has Been Found Sep 15, 2003, 01:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

Five years ago I submitted an article to CoN detailing how, during a bout of depression, I began a search for Mr. Muggs. Mr. Muggs, being the hero sheepdog of a series of books I read as a child at St. Gerard's Sedimentary Catholic School.

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