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Mike Harris built my hotrod Dec 17, 1999, 03:00 EST

By Samantha Craggs

Do you know the local city councillor who is representing you? Do you know who your member of parliament is? Do you know which riding you live in? If not, please go find out.

Ministry of Public Safety and Anal Retention May 17, 2003, 05:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

"Hi, this is in regards to my security pass which has been rejected at the renewal process. My name is Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro."
"Who rejected your pass?"
"It says here 'Mimi'"

Mister Mugs Has Been Found Sep 15, 2003, 01:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

Five years ago I submitted an article to CoN detailing how, during a bout of depression, I began a search for Mr. Muggs. Mr. Muggs, being the hero sheepdog of a series of books I read as a child at St. Gerard's Sedimentary Catholic School.

Moby Dick Jul 28, 2003, 02:00 EDT

By Rev M.

We came upon a realization that if we preyed upon fat girls in the bars that we would probably get laid with a higher frequency than we had ever before. We made a plan to realize this vision and made the deal a bit more lucrative by placing a bet upon our hedonistic theory. The bet was then made: Whoever had sexual intercourse with the most fatties at the end of one month would win a bottle of the finest rum that money could procure from the other.

Moneyball Jul 18, 2005, 01:00 EDT

By Val Dodge

I went to a Blue Jays baseball game at the SkyDome for the first time in a couple of years last week. I was looking forward to a lazy evening at the ballpark, sitting back in my seat, eating overpriced stadium food, heckling the visiting Oakland Athletics, cheering on the hometown Jays, and enjoying that undefinable ambiance that descends upon baseball crowds alone among all the major sports.

Montreal and back: my little adventure Jul 28, 1997, 01:00 EDT

By Leandro+

Monty Haul Gamemasters - A dangerous epidemic Aug 11, 1997, 02:00 EDT

Submitted by Peter Fung

More Than Meets the Eye Jan 16, 2002, 02:00 EST

By Dan Foster

Movie projects require props, and for the next day's shooting I needed two ski masks. Since it was already after eleven at night, I decided to try Wal-Mart; that fantastic marketplace for all that is wrong with American society.

Movie Recomendations Dec 31, 1998, 05:00 EST

By Jeff Wright

Movie Review: 50 First Dates Mar 2, 2004, 05:00 EST

By Rolo

I recommend this movie regardless of whether or not you have a date or not. If you don't it could be considered what I'd like to call a "anti-date" movie. This movie certainly pokes fun at the hardships of trying to date, much less win over someone you've fallen madly in love with.

Movie Suggestions Dec 14, 1998, 05:00 EST

From your friendly neighbourhood Jeff Wright

I'm changing the format once again to something very simple. I'm going to put the names of 3 movies that are very good, followed by the film's link at the internet movie database. I'm doing this because it's a rush sometimes to think of a couple movies that are related to the issue's topic, right a blurb about each one, and then write an article.

Movies Oct 5, 1998, 05:00 EDT

By Jeff Wright (or wrong)

If you're reading this, I've been allowed the right to recommend a few movies each issue of CoN (I'm gonna limit myself to 3 or else I'd go on forever). Neehaw!!! I don't like to write reviews, so I'll just tell you that a movie is really good, and what it's about briefly (if it doesn't ruin the movie).

Music by Light Aug 30, 2002, 02:00 EDT

By REVSCRJ

If you have ever been to a really good rave and danced for hours because the "vibe" was just "perfect" I will lay you odds on two things: 1) the lighting played a huge part in it, and 2) you didn't really notice it much. That’s okay, we don’t mind.

Mussolini's Tomb Nov 10, 1997, 03:00 EST

My Arranged Marriage May 24, 2005, 04:00 EDT

By Brian Newman

That day, I just gave an answer, and I should have wondered why that question was directed at me. I'll admit I had never before been asked that question, although it certainly seemed simple enough at first.

My Favourite Films Of 1999 Jan 1, 2000, 03:00 EST

By Jeff Wright

1999 was an extremely good year for movies. Usually, I have a hard time finding 10 films that I really loved. But this year, gave me over 20. I still haven't even seen everything I want to, so this list is a little bit premature. I still haven't seen Talented Mr. Ripley, American Beauty, The Idiots, Topsy Turvy, The War Zone or The End Of The Affair.

My Friend Al Aug 2, 2006, 05:00 EDT

By Frank Barbera

My friend hissed "Look at that guy!" I looked out the window, and saw another coffee shop regular about to come in. "That's Al" my friend said, "I don't want to listen to him. He is Mr. Depression."

My girlfriend is a cow Jul 7, 1997, 03:00 EDT

By Leandro+

My Grandmother the Nazi Dec 31, 2005, 05:00 EST

By Curtis M. Carlson

Do Nazis have grandmothers? Were all the Nazis orphans? Did their mothers and grandmothers tell them to not only not talk to strangers but to not allow strangers to live?

My Medium Feb 1, 2005, 04:00 EST

By Brian Newman

I was a young kid, near death. Trapped in bed, with a hacking cough that often turned bloody. My memory is off that never ending cough, of being so tired, so worn out, that I would have welcomed any release.

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