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Observation Deck Apr 14, 2003, 05:00 EDT

By Hyena Roti

Maybe it was a moment of true cosmic cohesion. Maybe it was my innate grasp of the human condition. Or maybe it was the pot I had just smoked.
Either way, as I strolled the streets of my fair city the other day, a few things came to may attention.

Observational Drivel on Shin Captain Tsubasa Feb 16, 2004, 05:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

The moral here is simple: to score Japanese chicks, you have to concentrate on soccer and ignore them completely. If you're fat, chase after them and eat lots of rice balls, you're just going to get hurt. Neither one of you will ever get laid.

Observations on the Box Citizen Ruth Came In Sep 29, 1997, 05:00 EDT

By Jason MacIsaac

Obsession Nov 24, 1997, 04:00 EST

By Leila

Odyssey of the Vault Dweller May 24, 2005, 05:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Field Marshall Rommell and General Patton were enemies, but they had profound respect and admiration for each other and what each had achieved strategically. This type of chivalry, in our present-day world, seems to have disappeared, replaced instead with this weird and ever-changing sense of "respect" based on who packs the biggest gun or the most bling-bling.

Off Its Hinges Jul 21, 2004, 05:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

One moment the booth is warm and cozy, the next it felt as if we were on a plane, a missile had just hit us and we had lost cabin pressure. Twenty-thousand feet up in the air, with cold air blowing our precious paperwork all over the place.

Old loves die hard Mar 22, 2004, 03:00 EST

By Gagan Sodhi

I spent most of the weekend in bed with an old flame. Instead of going to the bar on Friday with friends, I turned on my old love and stayed in bed the whole night. I didn't get out of bed until 1:30pm on Saturday. After I got out of bed, grabbed a quick bite and did stuff around the house, then settled on the couch with my love. I went to bed a few hours later stayed there all night with my love.

On Dating South Asian Sep 20, 2004, 01:00 EDT

By Leander Asanghi

By the way, mama ji means uncle, where the ji is a sign of respect you say to people who are older than you. But mama ji is also what I called the woman I assumed would eventually become my mother-in-law. If you find this confusing, you may find comfort in knowing that it is a heck of a lot more complicated than it sounds here.

On Interpol's Listing Dec 6, 2004, 03:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

I run back to my bag, to find it surrounded by four police officers. What a brilliant idea, aside from leaving my bag by itself, to leave it during a bombing crisis. The Canadian passport, once again, got me smiles, "Ottawás!" and pats in the back. God, the French are weird.

ON THE EVE OF THE FUTURE Feb 8, 1999, 04:00 EST

By Joe Tomorrow

I still remember the day it happened -- March 3, 2013. At 11:15 in morning it was announced simultaneously around the world the Bill Gates' personal net worth had exceeded the national debt of the United States and in a hostile, but unchallenged takeover, achieved through absorption and complex stock splits, the United States became an incorporated, wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.

One Flush Later Dec 24, 2001, 02:00 EST

By Jason MacIsaac

When I screw up and do something stupid, I like to look for meaning in it afterwards, so I can convince myself that I've learned something. Even gained greater insight into the nature of the universe. Our species has the ability to obtain knowledge, and pass what we've learned unto others. This is one of the things that separates us from the lesser beasts of the Earth--the chimps, the earth worms, the Chief Executive Officers.

One new distribution list Mar 31, 1997, 04:00 EST

CoN subscribers are now part of a new distribution list, the "Stupid Joke of the Day" list.

One Stalker's Film Festival Experience Sep 27, 1999, 02:00 EDT

By Samantha Craggs

Remember that girl who broke into Brad Pitt's house, wore his pyjamas and fell asleep in his bed? When you're a couple of bad breakups away from that, the Toronto Film Festival is a dangerous game.

Organic Wars May 12, 1997, 04:00 EDT

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

Although with the departure of Emmet Stiff from his Sunday afternoon shift, caused by his sudden need to learn tap dancing, the no frill's Warfare Division has been put on hold. Nevertheless (what a strange word) I think it is still important to describe the various weapons and armours used during the no frillian Organic Wars.

Ouch Jan 1, 2000, 06:00 EST

By William Mark

My headphones have a bad connection, which I attributed to a broken wire I had been avoiding fixing for a while. I finally got fed up with it, and my toolbox was close, so, fix-it time.

our darkest future Feb 17, 1997, 02:00 EST

By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

I went back to my high school to get some documentation done in order for me to start University. I've been a bum for too long now, and it's time I started to do something with my life. Still unsure on what to do, I decided to go and talk to my school's counsellor, Mr. Garisto. A crazy italian guy, that seems more interested in looking at the girls in miniskirts running around the school, then getting any work done. I don't blame him.

Owning a Car Ain't What It Used to Be Mar 3, 2003, 03:00 EST

By Lilith DemHareIs

My brother owns several cars. As expected, he does not currently have a girlfriend. At his age, you can afford either one, or the other, but not both.
So he's chosen cars. I don't blame him. I've seen the last batch of women interested in him, and he's better off with cars. He spends his spare time working on these cars, fixing them up, and eventually selling them for more than he bought them for. I assume he makes a profit.

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