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48 records found.

Slack, the final frontier..... Feb 23, 1998, 03:00 EST

By Hedkrash

Back when I was a youth, not that I'm all that far from it, I was persuaded for a while to entertain myself with a not so orthodox religion. Sorry, but there were no goat sacrifices. Not that we didn't want to sacrifice goats, it's just not very nice to do that to a poor defenseless animal.

Smart Guys Let Girls Buy Their Own Drinks Apr 14, 2003, 01:00 EDT

By John Iadipaolo

Picture this: You're a single, twenty-something guy hanging out in a bar. You run into a young woman, and the two of you start talking. Things seem to be going well, and you're sitting right at the bar, so it's only natural to offer to buy her a drink just to grease the wheels (so to speak). A couple of hours (and more than a couple of drinks) later, you're both pretty tipsy (all financed out of your pocket) and things are looking good. Leaning forward, you suavely request a kiss (your drunken mind already plotting several 'kisses' ahead), to which your lady friend replies: "Sorry, but I don't think my boyfriend would approve," as she collects her coat and exits stage right. All you're left with is a fat bar tab and a very poor ROI (Return on Investment).

Smoke and Mirrors' by Neil Gaiman Sep 23, 2002, 05:00 EDT

Reviewed by Melissa DeWilde

I will rarely read a short story book, cover to cover, unless I really love the author. Neil Gaiman is one of my new favorites, as the more astute readers may have guessed. 'American Gods' hasn't left the "5 Books to Read" list since it was first put up. But the fact that I sat down and read this book, all of the stories, instead of picking one to read every so often, says a lot about it and the author.

Smoking Can Kill You Jan 1, 2000, 02:00 EST

By Samantha Craggs

I am a member of the last visible minority. Society's greatest scapegoat. I am a smoker.

So You Want to Go and Teach in Japan Feb 16, 2004, 04:00 EST

By Jasna Maksimovic

Are you interested in seeing the land of technology first hand? You want to see the place where the best electronics are made, where everyone has the latest gadgets and life is so high tech they have toilets that wash your ass after you're done.

Socialism & Communism Mar 3, 1997, 03:00 EST

By Robert Malecki

Socio-Political Themes in The Smurfs Jul 9, 2001, 02:00 EDT

By Jonathon Marc S.

This is a discursive analysis of the television programme The Smurfs, created by Peyo, and first aired during the greater part of the eighties. In other words, it is an analysis of some of the socio-political themes I have noticed in the show.

Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog. Nov 16, 1998, 05:00 EST

By Jeff Wright

Insults among friends. Most are somehow, accusations of being gay, a "faggot", "cocksmoker", "fudge packer" or one of the million other derogatory names for gays. I've got nothing against gays whatsoever (I know that sounds like the classic homophobe trying to hide his hatred for gays by sound politically correct, but it's not).

Squeals on Wheels Apr 1, 1999, 06:00 EST

By Goat ''I'm not bitter'' Boy

Thoughts of me setting her on fire and pushing her down the staircase start to look mighty appealing. But I hold myself back, you know, I need to graduate, and I have spent quite a bit of money already, let me finish this course before I go to jail.

Squishy, bunchy, and having the time of their lives Jul 19, 1999, 04:00 EDT

By Melissa DeWilde

Okay. I know most of my readers are male, but I'm a Girl, so bear with me. If you get grossed out at women being frank don't read this.

Star Trek: Insurrection Dec 14, 1998, 07:00 EST

By Jason MacIsaac

Starship Troopers Nov 10, 1997, 04:00 EST

By Leandro

Story Time Oct 20, 2003, 05:00 EDT

With Smitty-boy

I read a story by John Gardiner a little (or long depending on when you read this) while ago, and decided I should try to write another one. My first one ended up like “an Ovaltine commercial...

Story Time II Nov 17, 2003, 05:00 EST

By Smitty-boy

When I finally got back and started answering people’s messages, I started wishing I hadn’t. “Dude, what did you eat!?” and “Whoa, I hope the pipes could handle THAT ONE!” all followed by laughter, mainly on their side.

Story Time III Dec 22, 2003, 05:00 EST

By Smitty-boy

I was pondering the meaning of life one day (don’t ask) and suddenly it hit me (have you ever been hit by a truck? It wasn‘t anything like that). It was so obvious that I couldn’t believe I didn’t realize it before. The answer was so simple, now I just need to remember what it was...

Story Time IV Sep 20, 2004, 05:00 EDT

By Smitty-boy

Past the mall, and the houses, and the fields, and the woods, there was an old shack. An old hermit used to live there by himself with his pet llama, Steve. Nobody has gone to see him in a few years, so no one was sure if he was still there or even alive. Most people thought he was crazy and left him alone. Tommy wasn’t most people though.

Street Guy Aug 18, 1997, 02:00 EDT

By Gard E Abrahamsen

Stress, diarrhoea and other stuff you shouldn't read about Oct 27, 2000, 05:00 EDT

By Jeff Coleman

I was bleeding but not really paying much attention to my stool (uhm, are we talking about my chair?). I mean, who gets down on their hands and knees and examines their shit? Sorry, but I don't.

Striped stockings saved my life! May 26, 1999, 01:00 EDT

By Nicci

Today, I ran out of gas on the highway.
Thank god, I dressed appropriately.

Stuck on North Campus Dec 17, 1999, 04:00 EST

By Kalman M. Nanes

Well I did it. Again. I got myself stuck on North Campus at night. Don't get me wrong; I love North Campus... it's so much more scenic than Central, and I have lots of friends living up there who I don't see very often.

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