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108 records found.

Tainted May 13, 2002, 03:00 EDT

By Jakob Straub

I was born the day John Lennon died; the poor man was shot in New York City in the year 1980. Later in my life, I got to know that among other things, Lennon had said, "All you need is love." As great a simplification this may be, I still find the subject rather complicated, though that may be a failure on my part due to lack of experience.

Taking a (hippie) dive Aug 14, 2003, 04:00 EDT

By REVSCRJ

If you base your self worth on transitory elements of your being, such as physique, all you are doing is setting a timer for a bomb to go off at some later date in your life. It's truly stupid. Don't sell the future to enrich the present; enrich the present to enrich the future.

Tao Shielding Feb 1, 2005, 01:00 EST

By Jason MacIsaac

I have developed a form of defence far superior to any employed by any army or police agency. No bullet can penetrate it, or even make contact. It renders melee weapons useless. It is impervious to extreme temperatures. It's lighter than air, largely because all it requires is a state of mind.

Television Nov 2, 1998, 04:00 EST

By Leandro Nicastro

Since the advent of the Internet, way before the dawn of browsers and Windows compatible programs, I stopped watching television. Why? The reason is simple: Commercials. I hate them with the passion.

Temperature of Hell Mar 17, 1997, 04:00 EST

Sumbitted by Betty Kwan

TEMPO FOR TEARS (IN STEREO) Jan 26, 1998, 05:00 EST

By Christopher Stolle (Indiana Poet)

I think this will change my foot-groove view -
fear surprised my by tapping my shoulder
too many times in this ballroom decade;
an experience to photograph for my children -
to dance across new horizons and bridges
with success leaning into my upbeat body.

Ten The Empire Strikes Back Scenes That Could Have Gone Differently Mar 17, 1997, 03:00 EST

By Marco Tabini & Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro

ten things to do with half a wheel-trim Oct 27, 1997, 05:00 EST

The alarmingly uneventful Adventures of Rik

A fancy dress hat. A delightful tray for serving light refreshment at parties. A crap frisbee. A bizarre torture device for dwarves. A snow-shoe. A strange temple for insects. A device that no home can be without for gullible fools. A stupidly small shield for medievil questing knights.

The "Cram-ation" Oct 19, 1998, 02:00 EDT

By Peter Sprokkelenburg

Everyone who went to high school at one point in their academic career was required to do an essay. We all know too well the perils of waiting to the last minute to finish it for the following class.

The "EX" Aug 24, 1998, 05:00 EDT

By Teresa "Tessen X" Toth

I ran into my ex-boyfriend the other day while waiting for the present love of my life. It's been over a year and a half and he still doesn't have the balls to approach me.

The 5th Element (The Negative Review) May 19, 1997, 03:00 EDT

By Leandro

When I hear the name Luc Besson, I think of movies such as La femme Nikita or The Professional. Add into this Bruce Willis, who's name stands side by side with the word action and you think to yourself "we got something great here!" especially of you turn your brain off (most of it, and more then usual) and pay your ticket to see explosions, senseless beatings and shootings, and last we forget action.

The 5th Element (The Positive Review) May 19, 1997, 02:00 EDT

By Sandra M. Pereira

The Aftermath Oct 7, 2003, 04:00 EDT

By Rolo

I highly recommend that everyone get out of a bad relationship. It is truly amazing on what an individual can accomplish when they come out of a major setback to their life. In this instance, breaking up with my former girlfriend was quite possibly one of the best things that happened to me in the year 2003.

The Art of Picking Up Feb 16, 2004, 01:00 EST

By Gagan Sodhi

Though I've never been involved in a relationship with a stranger I met in a bar, the eternal optimist in me truly believes that sometimes it does work out. The guys I know often complain that girls are mean to them and these guys don't like dealing with repeated rejection. But how are these guys approaching girls?

The article that is so totally awesome Sep 1, 2003, 03:00 EDT

By Smitty-boy

I filled out an application and gave it to the incredibly hot girl who was working there, ordered a sub, and left. Had it not been for her I would have no doubt sabotaged myself on the application (hobbies: FIRE?), but I didn’t because I really wanted to work there now. Let me rephrase that, I wanted to work with her.

The Artistes vs. The Nice Guys May 15, 2000, 02:00 EDT

By Samantha Craggs

As the baby boomers die off and the population heads on a downward spiral, some women are going to end up alone with 20 cats simply because they can't distinguish between two very different types of men - the artistes and the nice guys.

The Bastard Assistant Editor From Hell Sep 25, 2000, 03:00 EDT

By the bitter goatboy

After a while, when I get tired of chatting online, I remove my mail account from all the internal mailing lists, thus reducing the insane amount of corporate propaganda arriving to my box. It also means that messages sent to the entire department, about some new task, never arrive to me. Fortunately if they come around to figure this out, the fault will be shifted to one of the poor S.O.B.s in the IT department whose in charge of the mail server.

The Best Jobs Jul 6, 1998, 02:00 EDT

By Lilith DemHareIs

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" I still ask that question today. What we are and what we want to be tend to be two different things. (Although some of us tend to get closer than others.)

The Car Alarm Jan 28, 2000, 02:00 EST

By Jason MacIsaac

The car alarm has been ringing for about 15 minutes now while I write this. Time enough for me to save my work, get dressed, go downstairs, locate the car with the raging alarm, smash its windows and yank out the radio, check my hair in one of the sideview mirrors, and then walk back up to my apartment.

The Color of Culture Oct 27, 2000, 04:00 EDT

By Kunal Ganguly

On a scale of one to ten on the skin color scale, one being "dying of AIDS" or "I can see your veins" white and ten being "smile.. I can't see you in the dark" dark I rate a six.

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