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| The CoN Movie Review: Contact | |||||
| von Peter Fung, ja. | |||||
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| The CoN Movie Review: George of the Jungle / A Simple Wish | |||||
| By Leandro | |||||
| I was brave. I brought my sister to see both "George of the Jungle" and "A simple wish" on the condition that my girlfriend would then take her to see "Good burger". She said "sure" and asked if the movie is any good. | |||||
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| The CoN movie review: SPAWN | |||||
| Movie Review by Jason MacIsaac | |||||
| I don't read the Spawn comic books, but I've had someone describe them to me, and it seems like two days are taken on each individual frame of artwork, and about thirty seconds on the story for the year. A similar law applies for the movie. Now, if there are any comic book fans out there objecting to what I say, shaddap, because I've heard it all before. "Spawn deals with serious issues like child abuse and racism... blah blah blah" Congratulations, because nobody's EVER done that before. What does Spawn have to say about racism and shit, anyway? Are they good things or bad things? | |||||
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| The Conspiracy Behind Girlfriends | |||||
| By IMPROV | |||||
| I am now convinced of the extra sensory perception of women... Now I'm not just talking a mothers intuition, but I'm talking ALL women... well at least my girlfriend... She knows nothing of the following incident... | |||||
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| The dangers of poorly trained humans | |||||
| By Tim King | |||||
| In an ideal world a human being is raised to realize the value external factors that contribute to their existence. Any child by the time it can interact with its world in a meaningful way would have a profound respect for the processes that go on around them making their lives easier. They would also have a deep appreciation for the natural world and their place in it including (of course) the part other human animals play in their development. Through an appreciation of these relationships the human being develops empathy and a realistic understanding of the world and their place in it. | |||||
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| The Disease | |||||
| By REVSCRJ | |||||
| The language of contractual law is a pox upon the exceptionally well-poxed human race--an absolute fucking disease that has created an ethic-less approach human relationships that is based PURELY on semantics and the viciously evil intended use thereof. | |||||
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| The Duck World: Jurassic Pond | |||||
| By Leandro | |||||
| Instead of the Jurassic logo, a "The Duck World" logo appeared. Apparently some hackers had managed to change the image. I tried getting in contact with the webmasters of "lost-world.com" but never got an answer (as if). | |||||
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| The Electronic Media Competition | |||||
| By Leandro | |||||
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| The End of My First Cyberlove | |||||
| By Cliff Yankovich | |||||
| It's over between us - almost. Our relationship began at work over two years ago, then we took it home and I pretty much figured it was going to be me and AOL forever. | |||||
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| The Events of '97 | |||||
| By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro | |||||
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| The fun and joy of cultural diversity | |||||
| By Leandro | |||||
Remember when your mother used to say to you "don't date people of different cultures"? It wasn't because she was racist, or because skin colour was such a big deal. No. As I grow older I begin to realize what my family meant. It's a total pain in the ass to deal with your racially different girlfriend's family. |
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| The girl who cried Webmaster | |||||
| By Joey deVilla | |||||
| At least a couple of readers of my blog guessed that something was wrong when the "Ten Cool Things About the New Girl" blog entry from last week got yanked. They were right, but they probably had no idea how wrong things went. I'm going to tell the story -- with names changed and a few non-essential details omitted. I'm trying to balance telling my story with protecting people's privacy. Hopefully, I've succeeded. | |||||
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| The Golden Globes (and who's going to Hell follow-up) | |||||
| By Jeff Wright | |||||
I have no brothers, only a sister. Therefore I think you may have confused my family with yours (not sure if your brother is a brother or a sister). Raping your brother isn't really something you should be proud of, nor should you out your father by telling the world that he's done the same. |
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| The Gospel According to Some Guy I Met on the Bus | |||||
| By Jason MacIsaac | |||||
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| The Grim Factoids | |||||
| By Gard E Abrahamsen | |||||
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| The Half-Life of Lying: A Protest | |||||
| By Jason MacIsaac | |||||
| Oscar Wilde once wrote a paper on "The Decay of Lying" in which he bemoaned the failure of artists to make up "beautiful untrue things." | |||||
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| The hard sell of low tactics | |||||
| By REVSCRJ | |||||
| Recently I was given a very close personally biting look example of how they've managed it and continue to hold on to it. My mother died. I will not go into the degrees of inner tumult that it caused, or maybe I will, I dunno--that’s the nature of grief: it cripples you momentarily. | |||||
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| The Home Hardware Avenger | |||||
| By leandro | |||||
The elevator in my building looks much more modern than the art deco sculpting on the outside, or that horrible cheesy-looking Ming-dynasty inspired lobby; however this thing averages a speed of half a kilometre a day. That is, if you don't include the 30 seconds it takes to open the doors, the other 30 seconds for them to close, then 10 seconds it takes for the fan to turn itself on, the extra 5 seconds as it figures out what floor you are going to. Then, repeat the above backwards, when it arrives to your floor. And since I live on the second floor (or first, if you come from the other side), it seems kind of stupid to take the elevator and linger in the sexiest lobby in the world. |
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| The Human Dishwasher | |||||
| By REVSCRJ | |||||
| In so far as substance abuse goes, these two brothers put frat houses to shame--truly, if they weren't drunk one could safely assume that folks were shivering in Hell. Seriously, there would be times in which no one but employees would be present in the building for large spans of time because the ENTIRE staff was out back puffing a bowl. | |||||
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| The Inevitable Boss | |||||
| By Luke de Sade | |||||
Remember when you graduated from High School and entered the big world of business opportunities? I sure do. I graduated from High School with an Accounting degree, wanting to get get a job immediately. Boy, was I ever wrong. |
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