Striped stockings saved my life!

Striped stockings saved my life!

Today, I ran out of gas on the highway.
Thank god, I dressed appropriately.

Sweater knit tank top,
jean shorts,
thigh-high stockings with black and white horizontal stripes,
and 4 inch heels.

I didn't have my cell phone with me.
Thank god, I dressed appropriately.

It took all of two minutes to flag down a man.
Who stopped because he was a good Samaritan.
Of course.

Of course it was the stockings.

And so, he let me use his cell phone.
And I called the CAA.
And I was very gracious.
To both of them, of course.

And the nice man who stopped
because he was a good Samaritan
put his tongue back into his mouth and got back into his car.

And so I waited for the tow truck.
And waited, and waited.
And then a tow truck came.
But grrrr, it wasn't from the CAA.
And so, he put his tongue back in his mouth and got back into his truck.
He was a disgusting slob of a beast anyway.
And I didn't have any cash. So I waited for the CAA.
And the fuckers didn't come!!!!!

So I got out of my car, looking for the CAA.
And another truck stopped.
It was the stockings.
Of course.
He was a landscape guy.
Landscape guys have lawnmowers in their trucks.
Lawnmowers need gas.

Joy!

The nice lawnmower guy gave me free gas.
It was the stockings.

Of course!

When not wearing bizarre clothing to school and abroad Nicci can be foundin front of her computer veraciously typing out reams of HTML script.Please send marriage proposals, happy meal prizes, and Chapters.ca giftcertificates to Leandro, the editor of this groovy e-mag, because well,he's lonely, and Nicci has all of her imaginary friends to keep hercompany already.