Readers' Letters

From: "Hammed Malik" <hammedm@ifront.com>
To: "CoN Editorial" <con@capnasty.org>
Subject: Re: Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine II.13
Date: Wed, 2 Apr 1997 09:14:42 -0500

B. Da krauts das gut.

Leandro, I have an idea! (oh no...) Why don't you take the English version of CON, transmorgify it into German and then use the same program to turn it back to English. I wonder what that would look like.

I'd like to know who is the guy that can't aim in the toilet.

You talking about the washroom at work right? I swear if I catch that bastard who ruined my lunch the other day I'll kick the shit out of him. I walk into the stall and I almost threw up...piss all over the place. Piss soaked toilet paper dangling from the seat. Piss on the floor... Actually if I catch that guy, I'll make him sit on the seat and take a dump without wiping the seat first. You gotta wonder what the guy is thinking...that he'll never have to sit on the same pissed covered seat. Really glad they got those seat covers. Really though, I don't understand why they don't just use their foot to put the seat up if they've got crooked dicks.