Editorial

Well, my 486 decided to act funny on me. Windows '95 first couldn't recognize the CD-ROM, then it forgot where Wordpad was, Word for Windows decided to start giving me those "Illegal operations, program will be shut down" and to make things worse, my e-mail program died completely, taking with it my entire "Capital of Nasty" folder. If any of you wrote me any e-mail during the last 3 days, I either did not get it, or I haven't been able to reply to it yet.

I decided to format my Linux machine and install Windows '95 because I desperately needed a working computer. I managed to install everything, and now I find myself with an extremely slow machine that doesn't quite work the way I had expected it. If you got this issue of CoN you have but Colin to thank.

P. Marcel Dautov wrote to me and asked:

Hi Leandro! I've got one question & wanted to share it with you. I noticed one phenomenon that i think flat chested women are all carping & sort of unsatisfied creatures. What do you think? I think all of them are the same like.

Not being a woman, I don't know what it feels like to have breasts. Perhaps flat chested women are luckier then others because they wont have the effects of gravity, nor that annoying bouncing feeling when walking around. I've heard many women that were flat chested complain about what they were lacking, as much as I've heard women with large breasts complain about the load they had to carry around. Thinking that your beauty revolves around the size of your breasts, it might as well mean that you reason with your uterus. Either way, men don't care all that much. Certainly there are those who judge a woman by a big cleavage, but no matter what, if a man really likes a woman, it does not matter if she is flat chested. Now I'd like to see women not having any problem accepting penises of any size.

We had a whole bunch of people write back a letter of complain to Maxine Mahn's article titled "Weird and Wonderful Webfrights on the InterNUT". Although we are claiming that it was actually a test to see how many people actually bother to read CoN, on the section described as "What a True Woman should be", the domain name of the URL was missing. For all the wonderful people that pointed this out to us, the correct URL is

http://www.well.com/user/gail/ladies

By-the-way, if you have any questions or concerns about your personal life, especially etiquette, Ms. Manners on Crack will listen to you and tell you what she thinks you should do. Until we set up an account for her, feel free to write her by sending your messages to CoN Editorial with the subject "Manners".

And finally my part of the excuses: I haven't written anything lately for CoN because I've been suffering with a severe case of Writers' Block. I have had no idea on what to write. I started writing an article on The fine art of Bullshitting and I couldn't think of what to write half way through.

Thinking of outsmarting myself, I decided to write on "Writer's Block". I started writing two weeks ago, I have yet to see the light to end the article.

Thank you, for your attention, I hope your computer works and that you enjoy this issue.

Leandro+