We All Drown in a Russian Submarine
Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine
Tuesday, September 12, 2000 (54)
ISSN 1482-0471
Found on a newsgroup by Jason MacIsaac
Sang to the tune "We all live in a yellow submarine"
In the town
Where I was born
Lived a man
With PhD
And he told
Us of his job
Making faulty
Submarines
So we sailed
Up to the north
Till we found
The Barents Sea
And we sank
Beneath the waves
In our Russian
Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
Casualties
Jump by the score
As we hit
The ocean floor
And the air
Begins to fade
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
Radiation
Makes us hot
Hypothermia
Makes us not
Turning blue
And glowing green
In our Russian
Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
..alex
Observe, reason, and experiment.
(If you're too dumb, just pray)
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