We All Drown in a Russian Submarine

Sang to the tune "We all live in a yellow submarine"

In the town
Where I was born
Lived a man
With PhD
And he told
Us of his job
Making faulty
Submarines

So we sailed
Up to the north
Till we found
The Barents Sea
And we sank
Beneath the waves
In our Russian
Submarine

We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine

Casualties
Jump by the score
As we hit
The ocean floor
And the air
Begins to fade

We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine

Radiation
Makes us hot
Hypothermia
Makes us not
Turning blue
And glowing green
In our Russian
Submarine

We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine

..alex

Observe, reason, and experiment.
(If you're too dumb, just pray)