We All Drown in a Russian Submarine
Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine
Tuesday, September 12, 2000 (54/107)
ISSN 1482-0471
Found on a newsgroup by Jester
Sang to the tune "We all live in a yellow submarine"
In the town
Where I was born
Lived a man
With PhD
And he told
Us of his job
Making faulty
Submarines
So we sailed
Up to the north
Till we found
The Barents Sea
And we sank
Beneath the waves
In our Russian
Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
Casualties
Jump by the score
As we hit
The ocean floor
And the air
Begins to fade
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
Radiation
Makes us hot
Hypothermia
Makes us not
Turning blue
And glowing green
In our Russian
Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drown in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
..alex
Observe, reason, and experiment.
(If you're too dumb, just pray)
Comments
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Linda McCartney! That's who! You should be ashamed.
They should make yellow submarines. When's the last time somebody drowned in one of those?
I hope that the author of this text will enjoy to be drown one day and I hope that some other asshole will write a song about this funny event... Continue dansing on bones guys - It's aint immoral or bad, it's funny
Lighten up!
Perhaps the author is making song about the dead but YOU are wishing death on the living.
The author was kidding.
YOU are not.
Your kind are evolutionary drag factor.
"HAHAHAHA"<---try it sometime.
<3 REVSCRJ
Hilarious in a black comic fashion. I'm sure the sailors had a sense of humour too.