al-Qaidaville

(to the tune of "Margaritaville")

Thinkin' 'bout Osama, here on Grand Bahama
They say the war's about all the oil
Pluckin' at my thong string, tuggin' on my nose ring
They're gonna lance Saddam like a boil

(chorus)

Wastin' away again in al-Qaidaville
Feelin' like Lot's pillar of salt
Some people claim that there's Mohammed to blame
But I know, it's the Taliban's fault

I don't know the reason, I stayed all Haj season
Saw Guantanamo Bay and got a tattoo
It's a real beauty, a Kuwaiti cutie
How I got back here I haven't a clue

(chorus)

Wastin' away again in al-Qaidaville
Feelin' like Lot's pillar of salt
Some people claim that there's Mohammed to blame
But I know, it's the Taliban's fault

I am a Saudi, with a boss Audi
Spinnin' my wheels, 'til I cruise on back home
There's cash in the freezer, and CDs by Weezer
And several wives to help me hang on

(chorus)

Wastin' away again in al-Qaidaville
Feelin' like Lot's pillar of salt
Some people claim that there's Mohammed to blame
But I know, it's the Taliban's fault

Yes and, some people claim that there's Mohammed to blame
But I know, it's the Taliban's fault