Categories
| Category | Articles | News Items | Total |
| Abortion | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Administrative | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Advertising | 8 | 8 | 16 |
| Anal Retention | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Anime | 7 | 2 | 9 |
| Art | 11 | 6 | 17 |
| Beauty | 3 | 3 | 6 |
| Bitterness | 23 | 1 | 24 |
| BOFH | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Bureaucracy | 9 | 2 | 11 |
| Chain Letter | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Childhood | 14 | 3 | 17 |
| Clothes | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| College | 8 | 0 | 8 |
| Companies | 0 | 5 | 5 |
| Computers | 27 | 20 | 47 |
| Concert | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Culture | 64 | 9 | 73 |
| Customers | 7 | 2 | 9 |
| Cybersex | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| Dating | 17 | 1 | 18 |
| Death | 10 | 2 | 12 |
| Depression | 7 | 0 | 7 |
| Doctors | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| Drinking | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Driving | 4 | 4 | 8 |
| Drugs | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Editorial | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Events | 9 | 0 | 9 |
| Film | 98 | 7 | 105 |
| Food | 8 | 7 | 15 |
| Freaky | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Future | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| Games | 7 | 11 | 18 |
| Gender Issues | 18 | 1 | 19 |
| George Orwell | 1 | 5 | 6 |
| Graffiti | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| Grammar | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Hate | 29 | 1 | 30 |
| Health | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| History | 6 | 1 | 7 |
| Holidays | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| Homeless | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Homophobia | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Homosexuality | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| HowTo | 13 | 7 | 20 |
| Humour | 20 | 9 | 29 |
| Insanity | 29 | 5 | 34 |
| Instructions | 9 | 2 | 11 |
| Internet | 50 | 14 | 64 |
| Job Interviews | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| John Deere | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Languages | 3 | 2 | 5 |
| Leftist Soup | 23 | 0 | 23 |
| Life | 72 | 6 | 78 |
| Literature | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| Lost | 8 | 0 | 8 |
| Meat | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Millennium | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Molestation | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Money | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Multiculturalism | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| Murder | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Music | 16 | 3 | 19 |
| Mysterious Smells | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Nadsack | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Napster | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Nature | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Neighbours | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Newspaper | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| no frills | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Opinion | 18 | 0 | 18 |
| Oranges | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Parents | 7 | 1 | 8 |
| Pets | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| Philosophy | 14 | 2 | 16 |
| Plague | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Poetry | 15 | 0 | 15 |
| Politics | 29 | 23 | 52 |
| Porn | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Rants | 20 | 0 | 20 |
| Readership | 15 | 0 | 15 |
| Relationships | 47 | 0 | 47 |
| Relatives | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Religion | 24 | 6 | 30 |
| Restaurants | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Revenge | 10 | 0 | 10 |
| Reviews | 21 | 0 | 21 |
| Revolution | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Robbery | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Rock n' Roll | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| Roommates | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Scams | 5 | 3 | 8 |
| School | 31 | 3 | 34 |
| Science | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Script | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| Scripts | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Sex | 21 | 7 | 28 |
| Shit | 7 | 2 | 9 |
| Shopping | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| Smoking | 4 | 0 | 4 |
| Spam | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| Strange | 10 | 7 | 17 |
| Stupidity | 40 | 6 | 46 |
| Technology | 0 | 17 | 17 |
| Telephone | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| Television | 16 | 2 | 18 |
| Test4 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Test5 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Travel | 17 | 2 | 19 |
| Ugliness | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Unemployment | 5 | 0 | 5 |
| Veterinary | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Washrooms | 6 | 1 | 7 |
| Wheelchairs | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Workplace | 73 | 3 | 76 |
| Writer's Block | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Writing | 10 | 0 | 10 |
| Y2K | 4 | 1 | 5 |
| Zine | 2 | 0 | 2 |