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CoN: An Electronic Magazine for the Puerile Pundit

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Employment Security in the Computer Industry Lilith DemHareIs Apr 21, 1997 Article 378
BK WARS: Episode IV -The Restroom of Doom Peter Fung May 12, 1997 Article 390
Organic Wars Leo N. May 12, 1997 Article 391
Lilith DemHareIs Takes Over The World Lilith DemHareIs Feb  9, 1998 Article 222
The Best Jobs Lilith DemHareIs Jul  6, 1998 Article 268
The Porn Store Employee FAQ file Mascalin Jul  6, 1998 Article 269
Whooosh REVSCRJ Jul  6, 1998 Article 270
A Catalog of Grocery Customer Species CoN Staff Aug  6, 1998 Article 272
no frills of our lives - 2 Leo N. Oct  5, 1998 Article 285
Uniforms Jester Dec 31, 1998 Article 316
Regular Customers Jester Jan 11, 1999 Article 115
Working at the Mall Leo N. Jan 11, 1999 Article 117
Gretchen's Rhapsody Jester Jan 26, 1999 Article 120
The Inevitable Boss Luke de Sade Feb 24, 1999 Article 135
Doctor Strangework Jester Apr 29, 1999 Article 155
How May I Help You? Samantha Stasiuk Apr 29, 1999 Article 156
Editorial CoN Staff Sep 13, 1999 Article 176
Editorial CoN Staff Nov 17, 1999 Article 189
The Bastard Assistant Editor From Hell the Bastard Assistant Editor From Hell Sep 25, 2000 Article 57
EuroTrash Diary BJ Sutton Oct 27, 2000 Article 61
Editorial Leo N. Apr 23, 2001 Article 79
Waited tables in a deli/restaurant Rev. Sean C. Rothstein-Jacobson Apr 23, 2001 Article 80
Satellite Dementia Rev.Sean C. Rothstein-Jacobson May  4, 2001 Article 86
Rolo 1:1 Rolo Jun  4, 2001 Article 90
Worked in a Photomat Rev.Sean C. Rothstein-Jacobson Jun  4, 2001 Article 91
I Got Laid Off on Monday Leo N. Jun 18, 2001 Article 94
Sepia photos on Cannery Row Rev. Sean C. Rothstein-Jacobson Jul  9, 2001 Article 100
The Man They Couldn't Hang Jester Nov 19, 2001 Article 110
Jobs come and go Rev.Sean C. Rothstein-Jacobson Nov 19, 2001 Article 112
McDonalds from a Sociological Perspective Rolo Dec  9, 2001 Article 500
Bagels of the Grateful REVSCRJ Jan 16, 2002 Article 510
Worked in a state park cafeteria line REVSCRJ Jan 29, 2002 Article 514
Fish-processing in Alaska REVSCRJ Feb 11, 2002 Article 518
The last (half) straw REVSCRJ Mar 12, 2002 Article 527
Coffee Dive REVSCRJ Apr 23, 2002 Article 542
When Community Coffee Turns Corporate REVSCRJ May 13, 2002 Article 547
The Newly Employed Security Guard Leo N. Jun 24, 2002 Article 549
Nights of the Living Bored Leo N. Jul 23, 2002 Article 555
The Joy of Fanatical Canvassing REVSCRJ Jul 23, 2002 Article 556
Music by Light REVSCRJ Aug 30, 2002 Article 560
The Human Dishwasher REVSCRJ Sep 23, 2002 Article 565
Cabbage Patch Clerk REVSCRJ Oct 28, 2002 Article 572
Drive Thru Etiquette Melissa DeWilde Nov 19, 2002 Article 573
Diary of a Mad Security Guard Leo N. Nov 19, 2002 Article 576
Lettuce Whore REVSCRJ Nov 19, 2002 Article 577
The Little Mouth of Horrors REVSCRJ Dec 31, 2002 Article 580
MBA: A License to Steal Tim King Jan 29, 2003 Article 583
Corporate Colours REVSCRJ Jan 29, 2003 Article 585
Surf Director REVSCRJ Feb 17, 2003 Article 591
A gift, not a right Richard Trotter Mar 24, 2003 Article 598
Letter From a Fed Up Computer Consultant Gard E Abrahamsen Mar 24, 2003 Article 600
Put on an happy face REVSCRJ Mar 24, 2003 Article 601
The Disease REVSCRJ Jun  2, 2003 Article 613
How To Look Busy (And Still Do Nothing) Leo N. Jun  2, 2003 Article 615
Canadian Tired Jenna Jul 14, 2003 Article 626
Things I learned at Work Today CoN Staff Jul 28, 2003 Article 627
Taking a (hippie) dive REVSCRJ Aug 14, 2003 Article 635
The article that is so totally awesome Smitty-boy Sep  1, 2003 Article 639
Gutful Wonders John "I did it for science" Fenderson Oct  7, 2003 Article 649
I Hate The Man In Salesman Richard Campbell Oct 20, 2003 Article 654
Filing down in the Black Lodge REVSCRJ Nov 17, 2003 Article 659
Feeling Invalidated REVSCRJ Dec 22, 2003 Article 665
Rolo 1:2 Rolo Jan 26, 2004 Article 674
So You Want to Go and Teach in Japan Jasna M. Feb 16, 2004 Article 680
People I Dislike Smitty-boy Mar 22, 2004 Article 688
Field Report from Organic Man Lord Lansdowne Mar 22, 2004 Article 691
History According to Gretchen Jester Apr 19, 2004 Article 695
Putting the "Die" back in "Diet" Smitty-boy Jul 21, 2004 Article 705
Off Its Hinges Leo N. Jul 21, 2004 Article 708
Robin Hood House: A Story of Vern Curtis M. Carlson Apr 22, 2005 Article 729
I Need a Stupid Job graham May 24, 2005 Article 735
The Story of Geoffrey Curtis M. Carlson Jul 18, 2005 Article 740
Waiting for Justice Sharon Cochrane Aug 23, 2005 Article 745
Santa's Answering Service Brian Newman Dec 31, 2005 Article 762
Debbie in Love Curtis M. Carlson Apr  5, 2006 Article 772
Robin Hood House: The Hobe Curtis M. Carlson Mar 14, 2007 Article 780
Midnight Observations of a Coffee Addict Brian Newman Mar 14, 2007 Article 789
Four ''One Hour Photo'' Questions Leo N. Jan  4, 2009 Article 788
Can You Survive in Space Without a Spacesuit? capnasty Aug  2, 2007 News 1674
From Russia, With Hate Mnemonic Jun  8, 2008 News 1767
Later that day, on Tatooine... leandro Aug 24, 2008 News 1825
Cops Talk Funny capnasty Jan 30, 2009 News 2067
8 Customers Everyone Hates capnasty Feb  1, 2009 News 2068
Don't Piss Off the Snowplow Driver capnasty Feb  3, 2009 News 2079
Your Boss Might Really Be Incompetent capnasty Feb 18, 2009 News 2098
Staplers of Mass Destruction capnasty Feb 25, 2009 News 2128
Drug Violence Has Little At To Do With Drugs capnasty Mar 20, 2009 News 2163
Goodbye Liddy, and thanks for the all the fish capnasty Mar 25, 2009 News 2202
Killing shot made at distance of 2,430 metres capnasty Mar 31, 2009 News 2217
Looking for an eye-catching resume? capnasty Apr 13, 2009 News 2221
Overheard in the Office capnasty Jun  3, 2009 News 2318
(The Customer Is) Not Always Right capnasty Jul 18, 2009 News 2396
Danger Room in Afghanistan: The Perils of Armed Social Work capnasty Aug 14, 2009 News 2510
Hacker recruitment: When it is safe to have a hacker on your IT staff capnasty Sep 11, 2009 News 2567
Choose your Facebook friends wisely capnasty Sep 15, 2009 News 2637
Porn surfing rampant at U.S. science foundation capnasty Sep 30, 2009 News 2683
The Ultimate Productivity Blog capnasty Oct  4, 2009 News 2690
Risky Business Cards capnasty Oct 18, 2009 News 2724
How To Avoid Boreout capnasty Oct 27, 2009 News 2838
When confetti runs out during Yankee victory parade, workers toss files, documents capnasty Nov  9, 2009 News 1680
''It's like Twitter: except we charge people to use it.'' capnasty Nov 25, 2009 News 2957
British Gardeners Told: Go Green, Pee Outdoors capnasty Nov 28, 2009 News 2962
Clients from Hell capnasty Feb 26, 2010 News 3248