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| By Leandro Asnaghi-Nicastro | ||
I feel that rejecting someone's invite in their very own little group in which special little you has been so gloriously asked to participate in, would make the inviter feel in someway rejected. And who could be so cruel? Other than me, I mean. |
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| How To Make a Baby | ||
| By Robert Levin | ||
| I hope it's the spirit of a heavy-duty bond trader who happened to have a coronary while he was up here for a weekend. Please don't let it be one of the local yahoos who ran his pickup into a tree. | ||
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| Crazy Diamonds | ||
| By Frank Barbera | ||
| The fresh-faced young lady at the counter took my order- two double burgers and an extra large milkshake. She said, “Would you like a blowjob with that?” | ||
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| Debbie in Love | ||
| By Curtis M. Carlson | ||
| There was one special lady who lived in the four-plex group home that I worked at. Debbie was 35 years old and had been put into the state hospital by her parents as a young child. This was during a time when society believed that the state could care for this population better than their parents and the community. | ||
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| Finding "The One" | ||
| By Darren Tanguay | ||
I’m reminded of a line from a Matthew Good song called “21st Century Living”:
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| Dr. Rigs is an Asshole | ||
| By Luke Correia-Damude | ||
| Rigula? What nationality is that? Poor Tim Rigula has a horrible name. Keith Morningside is much better, more masculine. Tim Rigula is a sissy name. Poor fat Tim, Timmy or Timothy Rigula and his suicidal father. At least he gets the rib deal tonight. | ||
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| CoN ? nasty at the CeBIT | ||
| By Jakob Straub | ||
| I don't know what those students are making per hour, but I hear it's good money. You just don't have to mind geeks in high-water pants staring at you from across the aisle, and you have to be comfortable with the thought that a lot of visitors will take you home in their fantasies – or as a picture taken with their cell phone camera. | ||
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| In Defense of Anime and Anime Enthusiasts--A Treatise | ||
| By Anime Super Star | ||
| alot of bad things have been say about annie may in teh artical by leandro asnaghi-nicastro caled ANNIE MAY SUCKS!,. this is not fare and this is not write. evan worse is teh posts in teh annie may sucks forium, witch tottally flame annie may. | ||
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| people suck | ||
| By graham | ||
| When it comes to "good ideas that don't work"-like certain political ideologies-a lot of the finger pointing to explain the failure falls squarely on that malevolent spirit known mystically as human nature... | ||
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| Distinct things I remember from my childhood | ||
| By Curtis M. Carlson | ||
| These are some of the distinct things I remember from my childhood. Things that keep me up at night, things that often send me into fits of anger and the depths of depression. Things that I feel guilty for remembering and reacting to, things I need to get over. | ||
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| SAVE FRANCES BEAN! | ||
| By Jakob Straub | ||
| My generation lacks revolutionary squares in which to gather and shout out slogans, showing off indoctrination received by an oppressive regime. We don't participate in rallies with flags and banners because we're being individuals who don't raise their fists in the air in unison. | ||
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| Do you hear the music? | ||
| By David Dylan | ||
| There was my neighbour with his unattractive wife. They were dancing! Yes, there was no mistaking it. They had brought out some of their own cheap beer and they were dancing, to the music I paid for! | ||
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| My Grandmother the Nazi | ||
| By Curtis M. Carlson | ||
| Do Nazis have grandmothers? Were all the Nazis orphans? Did their mothers and grandmothers tell them to not only not talk to strangers but to not allow strangers to live? | ||
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| Santa's Answering Service | ||
| By Brian Newman | ||
| Our Canadian mail system works with a 'postal code', a series of letters and numbers that helps determine one's exact mailing address. To those who are unfamiliar with Santa's postal code at the North pole, it is H0H 0H0. | ||
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| prop master to the stars | ||
| By graham | ||
| i could have easily have stopped and waited for the anonymous vehicle blaze by without the barest of acknowledge existence to the human being trying to cross the street by the human being driving the car -- but i think i'm just getting tired of doing that. | ||
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| Searching For Clues | ||
| By Sharon Cochrane | ||
| Last week an investigating psychiatrist asked me how I would describe myself. I seem to be public property now. This is strange for a person who has always been quiet and enjoyed her privacy. Perhaps I could write out an account for you of each hour of that day? | ||
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| Surfing in Berlin | ||
| By Jakob Straub | ||
| I like visiting Berlin more than actually living there. I once said that in Berlin, no one would take offense if you went shopping and were standing in line at the check-out with curlers in your hair. | ||
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| Gentrification | ||
| By Curtis M. Carlson | ||
| In so many cities that I have lived in and around there was a cool part of town to hang out in. It is the part of town where the homeless and junkies mingle with the students and business people. | ||
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| Ruining Boba Fett 2 | ||
| By Jason MacIsaac | ||
| I do not believe for a second that Fett was intended to be an essential part of this universe. I don’t believe that when Boba Fett was added to The Empire Strikes Back, ol’ George was thinking "And this is the guy they cloned the Storm Troopers from." It’s only because of fan response to the novels and comics that his background was expanded for the prequel trilogy. | ||
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| A Race for Rats | ||
| By Jakob Straub | ||
| From behind, I only see his hair moving up and down a little. The old man is nodding and just says, “ya, ya.” He has the right of old age to know things better. | ||
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| Love and Lust in the Age of Mechanical Introduction | ||
| By Jesse Hicks | ||
| Spend enough time reading profiles like, "I made a New Year's resolution not to be lonely anymore," and you start to feel you should call up that one ex-girlfriend -- you know, the one who's written you out of her life, your only connection the fading ellipsis of things left unsaid. | ||
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| Crazy in Love | ||
| By John Iadipaolo | ||
| I was already planning an article describing the fairytale romance I'd been fortunate enough to fall ass backwards into. You can probably imagine my disappointment, then, when this seemingly infallible girl turned out to be absolutely insane. | ||
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| A Sure Cure | ||
| By Brian Newman | ||
| He was just starting out, making his way onwards and upwards with the British aristocracy. He had access to an after hours club. The rich, after all, can't be bothered with the everyday laws and rules designed for lesser beings. | ||
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| pill pop culture | ||
| By graham | ||
| on one hand, i am a pretentious elitist intellectualist. that means by definition i must grit my teeth at the banality of such trivial tripe and scoff at those who find enjoyment in it for being stupid and inferior | ||
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| How to successfully get your DRINK ON! | ||
| By Darren Tanguay | ||
| Whether that is getting shot down more than the RAF pilots in WW I or waking up next to some behemoth of a woman, it's all bad. | ||
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