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News: Classic Clips: Bill Gates Chews Out Microsoft Over XP

(By Mnemonic on 2008-06-26 11:46:03) ''With Bill Gates saying good-bye to Microsoft this week, we're realizing more by the day how much we'll miss the guy. And when reading through the many interviews floating around this week, we came across this jewel from 2003. A leaked memo from Microsoft, it's several pages of Gates just laying into his design and programming staff for�among other issues�his personal experience when trying to install Windows Moviemaker. And it's a very fulfilling read if you've ever been frustrated by a Microsoft product.''

News: Bill Gates retires

(By leandro on 2008-06-26 11:42:20) '''He's the guy who founded the culture, but the culture now thrives on its own,' Tandy Trower said of his departing boss. 'I can remember from the very early days at Microsoft how inspiring Bill was ... .' Others say there were some downsides to Gates' brusque style of doing business.''

News: 10 Biggest Parties Around the World

(By leandro on 2008-06-24 21:57:40) ''Mardi Gras? Carnival? Octoberfest? The Running of the Bulls? Been there. Done that. Everyone knows about these parties. They�re great. They�re famous. But most people go to them once and never come back. Let�s talk about parties where the same people return year after year.''

News: Super Mario Brothers

(By leandro on 2008-06-24 21:55:08) The meaning of the game is finally explained.

News: Kristol: Bush Might Bomb Iran If He 'Thinks Obama's Going To Win'

(By leandro on 2008-06-24 21:44:42) ''On Fox News Sunday this morning, Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol said that President Bush is more likely to attack Iran if he believes Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) is going to be elected.''

News: The Seven Words

(By Lord Lansdowne on 2008-06-24 21:38:44) ''...and cock...that's not dirty all the time...''

News: Sears Is Now Officially Too Incompetent To Even Take Your Money

(By leandro on 2008-06-24 21:32:34) ''Gregg wants us to know that Sears has just hung up on one of the last people in America who hasn't totally given up on them. He's spent quite a lot of time lately trying to give them $1500 for a lawn tractor, but they just couldn't figure out how to complete the transaction. Yes, Sears has finally gotten to the point that they can't take your money even if you want to give it to them.''

News: Water power

(By Mnemonic on 2008-06-20 15:05:46) Cars that run on water... but we still need electricity to make all this happen, don't we?

News: What they talk about in congress

(By leandro on 2008-06-20 11:58:50) Fluorescent light bulbs. Honest.

News: Why Global Hackers Are Nearly Impossible to Catch

(By leandro on 2008-06-20 11:55:38) ''They're in our computers, reading our files. The Chinese government, that is, according to two U.S. Congressmen who recently accused Beijing of sending hackers to ferret out secret documents stored on Congressional computers. The Chinese deny any involvement, but if they were lying, would we be able to prove it?'' Maybe we should just block all of China.