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            <title> Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine </title>
            <link> http://con.ca/ </link>
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            <copyright> Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine ISSN 1482-0471 </copyright>
            <description> Purveyors of humour, satire, bitterness, and subtle nastyness. Occasionally serves leftist soup. </description>

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	<title>news: Convert people to Firefox and get a dollar</title>
	<link>http://con.ca/news/1945</link>
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	<description>(By leandro on 2008-11-21 08:29:58) &lt;a href='http://drupal.org/project/iedestroyer'&gt;IE Destroyer&lt;/a&gt; is a script that auto-detects someone surfing your site with Internet Explorer and shows a &lt;a href='http://drupal.org/node/269734'&gt;screen inviting them to switch&lt;/a&gt; to Firefox. Each time someone does, Google's Ad Sense gives you a dollar.</description>
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	<title>news: Explain this one to the Creationists</title>
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	<description>(By leandro on 2008-11-20 09:23:28) ''A team of Princeton University scientists has discovered that chains of proteins found in most living organisms act like adaptive machines, &lt;a href='http://www.princeton.edu/main/news/archive/S22/60/95O56/index.xml'&gt;possessing the ability to control their own evolution&lt;/a&gt;.''</description>
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	<title>news: Is Detroit worth saving?</title>
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	<description>(By leandro on 2008-11-19 08:43:21) ''The tragedy of Detroit is that for years it simply refused to listen to those of us who begged them to build fuel-efficient cars. Indeed, before we hand them more money, &lt;a href='http://www.salon.com/env/feature/2008/11/12/barack_obama_detroit/print.html'&gt;let's reflect on a little history&lt;/a&gt;.'' Don't get discouraged by Salon's annoying advertising tactics.
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	<title>news: 9 ESRB Ratings That Should Exist</title>
	<link>http://con.ca/news/1942</link>
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	<description>(By leandro on 2008-11-18 09:36:03) ''With some games, ESRB ratings can be either too damning, or not restrictive enough. [...] Mass Effect gets an M rating for fictional alien violence, but Call of Duty (which is based on actual military events) doesn't? &lt;a href='http://www.slobsofgaming.com/article/103880/9-esrb-ratings-that-should-exist/'&gt;What's wrong with this picture?&lt;/a&gt;''</description>
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	<title>news: It's a little girl's car</title>
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	<description>(By leandro on 2008-11-17 08:28:32) ''The 21-year-old Broadview woman owns the 2000 Dodge Neon that once belonged to the president-elect. Illinois secretary of state records show Obama briefly owned the four-door car and sold it to a suburban dealership in January 2005, &lt;a href='http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-talk-obama-carnov16,0,7706049.story'&gt;just a few weeks before being sworn in as a U.S. senator&lt;/a&gt;.''</description>
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	<title>news: The Eight Phases of Dating</title>
	<link>http://con.ca/news/1940</link>
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	<description>(By Colin on 2008-11-16 23:22:43) &lt;a href='http://mingle2.com/dating/phases'&gt;Which stage are you at?&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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	<title>news: Super Mario Bros</title>
	<link>http://con.ca/news/1938</link>
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	<description>(By jake the snake on 2008-11-12 13:46:31) Little did we know about &lt;a href='http://apina.nwpshost.com/10406.jpg'&gt;Mario&lt;/a&gt;.
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	<title>news: why don't girls fart</title>
	<link>http://con.ca/news/1937</link>
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	<description>(By jake the snake on 2008-11-12 13:42:18) An experiment in &lt;a href='http://upload.gaiatools.com/files/googlesuggest_1.png'&gt;google suggest&lt;/a&gt;.
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	<title>news: Major Source of Online Scams and Spams Now Offline</title>
	<link>http://con.ca/news/1936</link>
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	<description>(By leandro on 2008-11-12 08:37:44) Washington Post's Brian Krebs, from &lt;i&gt;Security Fix&lt;/i&gt; spent the last four months collecting evidence on McColo, a California based web host, proving to its upstream providers the &lt;a href='http://voices.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2008/11/major_source_of_online_scams_a.html'&gt;spams, scams and child-porn (among many other things) their now-former client handled&lt;/a&gt;. Judging from the &lt;a href='http://www.spamcop.net/spamgraph.shtml?spamweek'&gt;sudden dive in spam being tracked by SpamCop&lt;/a&gt; it looks like it worked--for now, at least.</description>
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	<title>news: Woman's Oversized Purse Stops Robber's Bullet</title>
	<link>http://con.ca/news/1935</link>
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	<description>(By leandro on 2008-11-11 13:52:59) The moral of the story here is to &lt;a href='http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_29032.aspx'&gt;walk quietly and carry a large bag&lt;/a&gt;. Possibly full of stuff.</description>
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