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written by David Dylan

Leo N.

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I recently discovered that I already was the writer I have always wanted to be. In fact, I may have always been that writer, which, considering all the things one as a kid wants to be when they grow up, it was never one of the things I thought I would eventually become.

In my life I have done most of the things I have wanted to do and a whole bunch I had never thought I would or could. Many of these things I have done, I have done for money. I have been a writer for money, too; however, I soon learnt that, in writing for money, pleasure is lost. Keep your pleasures away from money and feed them only your time.

When not trying to do the other things I want to do in life, I like to ride my bicycle or I sit at home, and watch science fiction, while drinking an earl gray, tea, hot, in the company of my Brunette Smurfette.

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