Melissa DeWilde

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Melissa DeWilde was recently killed in a tragic accident involving a banana, a pogo ball and a gangrenous cat. This would be viewed as even more heartbreaking to us at CoN but she still seems to be producing new material, much like Tupac. Ironically enough, that always pissed her off.

Mel\'s previous life was spent in the horrible little town of Lincoln, Illinois. She worked at a fast food restaurant. Melissa is scheduled to be reincarnated as a lab chimp with three arms, which is actually going up in the karmic scale.

List of Articles

11 Noises My Roommate Makes (Dec 4, 2000)
American Gods by Neil Gaiman (May 13, 2002)
Apostrophic Alliteration (Jul 21, 2004)
Drive Thru Etiquette (Nov 19, 2002)
The Journal of a Smell (Feb 19, 2001)
A Nice Pair: Two Stories from the World of Lingerie (Apr 23, 2001)
Smoke and Mirrors' by Neil Gaiman (Sep 23, 2002)
Squishy, bunchy, and having the time of their lives (Jul 19, 1999)
Troublemakers' by Harlan Ellison (Feb 26, 2002)
{ } (Feb 17, 2003)

Top Articles

Apostrophic Alliteration (Jul 21, 2004) - 274 visits
A Nice Pair: Two Stories from the World of Lingerie (Apr 23, 2001) - 138 visits
Drive Thru Etiquette (Nov 19, 2002) - 118 visits
{ } (Feb 17, 2003) - 116 visits
Squishy, bunchy, and having the time of their lives (Jul 19, 1999) - 115 visits

 

 

 

 

 

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