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Jester was conceived in Sudbury, Ontario (in the shadow of the Big Nickel, unless his mother is exaggerating) and raised in a place so boring he's note quite sure it really exists, possibly Mississauga.

Jester has written lots of stuff, and not written even more things, such as the Bible, the Magna Carta, and ''Fear Strikes Out'' (that was written by Jimmy Piersall).

Jester is the arch-nemesis of Muerta, the Vampire Queen who has sworn to destroy him for reasons as yet unclear, but she keeps appearing in his dreams.

In his spare time, Jester enjoys Hockey, Recreational Jehovah's Witness Baiting, and the green and red meds.

Jester's goal in life is to buy the world a pizza.

List of Articles

30 PC Games With Goats in Them (Jun 9, 1997)
Ask Alex (Sep 27, 1999)
Being Misquoted (Sep 25, 2000)
Better Education Through Chemistry (Mar 20, 2000)
Big Green Coffee (Jun 26, 2000)
BILL GATES: Politically Incorrect Things He Could Say (Mar 10, 1997)
Cannibalism, Roman Catholicism, and Mr. Potato Head (Mar 15, 1999)
The Car Alarm (Jan 28, 2000)
Cat Acne (Sep 12, 2000)
Cereal Killer (Oct 13, 1997)
The CoN movie review: SPAWN (Aug 18, 1997)
DirtyGirl on Quizmaster (Apr 1, 1999)
Doctor Strangework (Apr 29, 1999)
Domesticated (Jun 8, 2000)
Drug Underdose (Nov 17, 1999)
Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned From Scorpius (Jun 22, 2004)
Fifty Movies with Goats in Them (Jun 2, 1997)
A Free-Form Treatise on Pizza (Nov 24, 1997)
God is in the Elevator, and He's Mad Magnolia Didn't Win Best Picture (Apr 24, 2000)
The Gospel According to Some Guy I Met on the Bus (May 26, 1998)
Gretchen's Rhapsody (Jan 26, 1999)
The Half-Life of Lying: A Protest (Mar 25, 2002)
Hey Kids! Smoking is Good For You! (Oct 18, 1999)
History According to Gretchen (Apr 19, 2004)
I Copied a File (Sep 23, 2002)
I Dropped My Pen...Time for a Killing Spree (Oct 19, 1998)
I'm Somebody's Evil Twin (Dec 17, 1999)
The Infamous Condom Incident (Jun 22, 1998)
Internet Killed the Video Star (Dec 4, 2000)
Jester Ruins Scientific Progress (Jun 2, 1997)
Jester's Republic: Nearly Ten Minutes of Philosophical Training (Feb 8, 1999)
Living in the Real World (May 26, 1999)
The Man They Couldn't Hang (Nov 19, 2001)
Marx, Engels, Trotsky, and Tinky Winky (Feb 24, 1999)
Matrix (Apr 1, 1999)
Mister Mugs Has Been Found (Sep 15, 2003)
My Mother is Almost Online (Feb 16, 2004)
Never on Video (Feb 28, 2000)
New Year (Jan 1, 2000)
Nice Guys Finish Last (May 13, 2002)
Not Just a Client (May 15, 2000)
Observations on the Box Citizen Ruth Came In (Sep 29, 1997)
One Flush Later (Dec 24, 2001)
Personal Life Management Can Lick My Nutsack (Jun 23, 1999)
Prince of Egypt (Jan 26, 1999)
Random Reminisces of Radio and Television (Nov 2, 1998)
Reading the (Obscene) Handwriting on the Wall (Jul 19, 1999)
Regular Customers (Jan 11, 1999)
REVIEW: Can't stop the music (Jun 9, 1997)
Ruining Boba Fett 2 (Nov 28, 2005)
Ruining Boba Fett (Jul 24, 2000)
The Search for Mr. Muggs (Dec 14, 1998)
Sexually Transmitted Poison Ivy, Uncle Dale's Travelling Outhouse, and Other Stories That Should Be True (Sep 13, 1999)
The Spice Girls are Brilliant (Apr 20, 1998)
Star Trek: Insurrection (Dec 14, 1998)
Stupid Things to Say to the Broken Hearted (Mar 3, 2003)
Tao Shielding (Feb 1, 2005)
There's A Hole in the Space/Time Continuum (Nov 18, 1996)
Top Five Extremely Rude Things Heard In Star Wars (Feb 24, 1997)
Top Ten Star Trek Episodes With Vile Q Puns Just Waiting to Happen (Jan 6, 1997)
Uniforms (Dec 31, 1998)
Vandalism by the Book (Aug 17, 1999)
The War Against Stupidity (Apr 12, 1999)
We All Drown in a Russian Submarine (Sep 12, 2000)
Would You Date Yourself If You Were Gay? (Nov 16, 1998)
Writing About Writing, Which I Never Do (Aug 14, 2000)
You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part II (Oct 5, 1998)
You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part III (Apr 23, 2002)
You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up (Aug 6, 1998)

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